New ex-players (and managers) thread

[popillius]

Another one we have had Chelsea's pants down for.

Hilarious.

 

[pork pie fox]

Bet he’s pleased he signed that 7 year, £200k per week contract though, if his career is going to be like this.

 

[AberFox]

Evans signs short term deal at Man Utd to enable him to play in their pre-season games.

 

[Lako42]

Evans signs short term deal at Man Utd to enable him to play in their pre-season games.

At least he's not going to be here.

**** gets rewarded for relegation shocker

 

[SilverFox]

Chelsea's Fofana facing months on sidelines with another devastating injury

Wesley Fofana will miss a sustained chunk of the 2023/24 season after suffering a serious knee injury in another devastating setback for the young France defender

www.mirror.co.uk

I don’t want to wish injury on anyone… but he’s a little ****.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Evans signs short term deal at Man Utd to enable him to play in their pre-season games.

Why would he need a contract to play pre-season games?

 

[fitz]

I don’t want to wish injury on anyone… but he’s a little ****.

Perfectly put

 

[Micky]

I thought he had the potential to be one of the best in the world. I suspect that might not happen now.

To add, has anyone else noticed his strange running gait? I wonder if this is linked to his injuries.

 

[londonfox]

At least he's not going to be here.

**** gets rewarded for relegation shocker

Gets rewarded again. We signed him after he helped West Brom get relegated.

 

[Brown Nose]

Gets rewarded again. We signed him after he helped West Brom get relegated.

Two relegations and the worst captain imaginable. Useless piece of shit.

 

[M17TT C]

They do have a bit of history in signing older ex players and getting them to coach and play in the U23s.

Bloody good luck to them if he is going to be used in the first team!

 

[taupe]

Point of order: did he actually play enough for us to be blamed for our relegation.

I wish him well. More power to his elbow etc. Shite captain perhaps but decent enough for us as a player... when he played.

 

[Miles Away]

Evans can **** off for me. Big culprit last season.

 

[taupe]

Why? Was he spiking drinks or summat?

 

[Miles Away]

Why? Was he spiking drinks or summat?

That would show far more thought and effort than anything he was able to muster up as captain.

 

[taupe]

I can only assume that general anger over last season (which, believe me, I can understand) knows no bounds. How often was he actually on the pitch? Shite captain, yep I'll agree there and maybe he should have refused, but it's hardly his fault that he was selected.

I'm not saying he's the mutts nuts but there has to be a limit to how far the blame extends. Or are we hoping the tea lady is sacked too? (Though given budget cuts, she probably has been)

 

[H T B]

Point of order: did he actually play enough for us to be blamed for our relegation.

I wish him well. More power to his elbow etc. Shite captain perhaps but decent enough for us as a player... when he played.

managed to be fit when the Irish needed him

 

[jb5000]

Evans can **** off for me. Big culprit last season.

Was he buggery. He's past it and the injuries have caught up on him, but we looked much more solid in the handful of games he played. It's not his fault that the aging process went to work on him. It looks to me like he'll be working with their kids as a player-coach, and I'm gutted we didn't see that in him a year ago

 

[taupe]

managed to be fit when the Irish needed him

And how often was that?

 

[H T B]

And how often was that?

Not so much how many times, but he literally came off his death bed to play for them each time!