Maybe we can have Mackail-Smith now?
So, just to be absolutely sure, we are about to sign:
Ryan McGivern
Damien Johnson
Sammy Clingan
Yann Kermogant
Simeon Jackson
Andy Keogh
Rob Hulse
Michael Bridges
Leroy sodding Lita
and Darren feckin' Carter
Gonna need a bigger team bus
So, just to be absolutely sure, we are about to sign:
Ryan McGivern
Damien Johnson
Sammy Clingan
Yann Kermogant
Simeon Jackson
Andy Keogh
Rob Hulse
Michael Bridges
Leroy sodding Lita
and Darren feckin' Carter
Gonna need a bigger team bus
Clingan gone to Covscum
We're relegated now, for sure
We didn't want him anyway, not with a surname like that!
Plus the wanker obviously has no ambition.
Plus I'm pretty sure that I read somewhere that he is a steaming shirtlifting nonce who likes to pull the wings off butterflies
Wouldn't be surprised to see us bring in a young premiership striker on loan for the season.I'd hazard a guess at someone like Ched Evans,lets face it he isn't going to see much action at Man City
Ched Evans is a good shout, be more than happy with him.
Get Billy Shitpants in now then.
Get Billy Shitpants in now then.
Get Billy Shitpants in now then.
Leroy Lita being linked, exciting times !! Just what I think we need up front a small pacey striker to partner big powerful Steve as a target man, please make the Lita rumour true.
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