Speculation Nicky Maynard
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Matt_B
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How convenient that he should bump into him
Hammond Organ
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I've heard Ming the Merciless has signed signed him to play in the intergalactic league as he is that good. Bristol City turned down Flash Gordon but did accept the forest planet and a winged Brian Blessed who will shout 'DIVE!' in the penalty box
Dunmow Fox
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Nottingham Fox
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How long did it take to think up that old load of shite? :icon_lol:
Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
Christ.
****ing.
Cried.
Most prolonged transfer story in the entire history of football. Tedious.
****ing.
Cried.
Most prolonged transfer story in the entire history of football. Tedious.
Matt_B
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Nah, Modric, Berbatov, Robihno, Barry and Torres were all as bad. That must men he's as good as them! Yay logic!
Matt_B
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To be fair, Redknapp will be signing players until Friday next, but I take your point.
SJN-Fox
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Don't worry Major, there'll still be plenty of shit, it will just be loan shit instead of permanent shit.
Hammond Organ
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But will he do this from the window of his car. Surprised his seat in the dugout doesn't feature a door and window from an X5...
fitz
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You missed a few words so I've corrected your post for you
and then had to do the same for mine...
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Matt_B
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:icon_smil
spionfox
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Reminds me of an old Monty Python sketch about Henry Kissinger having an arsehole transplant and the arsehole rejecting him.
Bit how I feel about this protracted Maynard business.
Matt_B
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Hammond Organ
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HR "I never discuss players at other clubs as it is disrespectful"
HR "Scott Parker's close to signing"
PFKAKTF FOX
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Here is my guess at how this saga will pan out, Maynard must be keen on signing why else would we continue to chase his signature, however I also think out of respect to his current employers and supporters he has so far chosen to keep a low profile. Given that we are now 16 or so hours away from the transfer window slamming shut I would not be at all surprised if he does hand in a transfer request today if the move is not progressing. I still think this move will happen today.
Nottingham Fox
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Who says we've carried on chasing him? We've been linked with lots of names recently and Maynard hasn't been one of them.
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