Lako42
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Good point, I bet were one of the few countries in the world who has special estates where the majority could be paralympic athletes.
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Good point, I bet were one of the few countries in the world who has special estates where the majority could be paralympic athletes.
Joe_Fox
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Is it true they put a little bell inside the ball so they know where it is?
MKFox
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You'd like to do that wouldn't you Joe_Fox?
And with special need youngsters too. You are the lowest of the low you really are.
fcukcov
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Can you get a wheelchair to plug the remote into?
highland fox
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I'm not having that
newtonfox
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MKFox, you really are a card. I meant do they put a bell in the ball you fool!
yes for blind players they do .
fcukcov
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Be ****ed at a portsmouth game.....
newtonfox
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Yorkshire Vixen
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Macky
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Don't their guide dogs get carried away & start chasing after the ball?
newtonfox
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:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: no they leave them in the car :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
its a ****ing joke so don't start.
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Joe_Fox
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Rule Adaptations:
BLIND
BLIND
- [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The game is played on a solid surface[/FONT]
- [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]There are five players in each team[/FONT]
- [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Outfield players must wear eye-patches and blindfolds[/FONT]
- [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The goalkeeper is sighted, but cannot leave the area[/FONT]
- [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]There are no off-side rules[/FONT]
- [FONT=Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The football contains ball bearings so that it makes a noise when it moves[/FONT]
lazzer
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This sounds like monday nights :icon_lol:
Darth Vodka
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there's a tour bus full of blind footballers
the (seeing!) driver picks them up and helps them on
as they drive along he gets curious, "so how on earth do you guys play football?"
"well" says one "most blind people have exceptional hearing and they put a bell in the ball so we know where it is"
"oh wow, that's good" says the driver
after a while they stop at a motorway service station and one of the players says "we're just going to have a kick around to stretch our legs"
"ok" says the driver
ten minutes later a bloke comes running up to the driver "hey, are those your blind people?"
"yeah why?"
"cos they're kicking the shit out out of my Morris dancers!"
the (seeing!) driver picks them up and helps them on
as they drive along he gets curious, "so how on earth do you guys play football?"
"well" says one "most blind people have exceptional hearing and they put a bell in the ball so we know where it is"
"oh wow, that's good" says the driver
after a while they stop at a motorway service station and one of the players says "we're just going to have a kick around to stretch our legs"
"ok" says the driver
ten minutes later a bloke comes running up to the driver "hey, are those your blind people?"
"yeah why?"
"cos they're kicking the shit out out of my Morris dancers!"
Melton Fox
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I'd love to see Synchronised Window Licking introduced into the Mongolympics.
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