People That Piss You Off

[Matt_B]

Blokes making a lot of noise with a big erection outside my window.

My apologies

 

[Jeff]

My apologies

I didn't realise you were a scaffolder.

 

[Matt_B]

it has been compared to scaffolding before

 

[Jeff]

it has been compared to scaffolding before

Because it takes a couple of men to get it up?

 

[Matt_B]

no, its easy to fall off it

 

[LS6_Fox]

Because it takes a couple of men to get it up?

 

[homer]

I didn't realise you were a scaffolder.

Oh yes - he just loves that there Roger McGough........

 

[Jeff]

Blokes making a lot of noise with a big erection outside my window.

A man's just been up and twiddled some knobs and the erection is coming down now. The men are still in my back passage though with their big poles.
A side effect of all this is that all my satellite TV channels are back on now

 

[Matt_B]

A man's just been up and twiddled some knobs and the erection is coming down now. The men are still in my back passage though with their big poles.
A side effect of all this is that all my satellite TV channels are back on now

Not a virgin (subscriber) then?

 

[lazzer]

jeff have you been writing scripts for carry on films :icon_lol:

 

[Melton Fox]

People that come round my house and make themselves a coffee. Don't get me wrong, I'm more than happy for you to come in and make your own coffee, please be my guest.

But DON'T put the ****ing coffee in first and then the sugar after!!!!. My children need to eat their cereals without bits of of sticky ****ing coffee sprinkled all over their cornflakes!!

You will be banned!!!, Tossers!!

 

[Macky]

People that come round my house and make themselves a coffee. Don't get me wrong, I'm more than happy for you to come in and make your own coffee, please be my guest.

But DON'T put the ****ing coffee in first and then the sugar after!!!!. My children need to eat their cereals without bits of of sticky ****ing coffee sprinkled all over their cornflakes!!

You will be banned!!!, Tossers!!

My advice would be to discourage your children from putting sugar on their cornflakes in the first place.
There's no need to make a healthy breakfast unhealthy by putting that dirt onto it. :icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

My advice would be to discourage your children from putting sugar on their cornflakes in the first place.
There's no need to make a healthy breakfast unhealthy by putting that dirt onto it. :icon_wink

They don't have sugar on their cereals, I used that point to give my rant more substance :icon_wink :icon_lol:

 

[newtonfox]

They don't have sugar on their cereals, I used that point to give my rant more substance :icon_wink :icon_lol:

what type :icon_bigg :icon_wink

 

[Lako42]

My advice would be to discourage your children from putting sugar on their cornflakes in the first place.
There's no need to make a healthy breakfast unhealthy by putting that dirt onto it. :icon_wink

i just have sugar for breaky. and put the odd cornflake on to make it healthier

 

[Lako42]

people who manage leicester city, with the odd exception

 

[Macky]

They don't have sugar on their cereals, I used that point to give my rant more substance :icon_wink :icon_lol:

:icon_bigg
Good man, I don't have sugar, or salt, in the house at all.

 

[Melton Fox]

:icon_bigg
Good man, I don't have sugar, or salt, in the house at all.

Never have salt on anything at all. We steam all the veggies and no salt in the mashed spuds either, overdose with milk and pepper and they're just lovely

 

[highland fox]

Footballers who wear gloves..why stop there why not a scarf and balaclava:icon_roll

 

[Lako42]

Footballers who wear gloves..why stop there why not a scarf and balaclava:icon_roll

i thought leicesters players were wearing full movement restricting one pieces this season