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Blue Maniac said:
People who seem completely (and sometimes dangerously) unaware of the world around them:

My mum replied to an unsolicited text message and then reacted with shock to find that she'd been charged three quid.

When my grandmother was alive she regularly replied to letters from people claiming to be representatives of Spanish lotteries and the like, cheerfully sending them each a cheque for forty quid.

My other grandmother is a Catholic. Nuff said.

My granddad frequently makes offensive comments, loudly, in public, usually about strangers who are well within earshot.
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My Mother-in-Law who does a lot of driving for work said (on receiving a sat nave for her birthday) "can you believe that in Manchester people steel these.

I should remember thought that this was the woman who had her drivers side car wheel stolen and walk past the jack got in and tried to reverse.
 
GazLCFC said:
My Mother-in-Law who does a lot of driving for work said (on receiving a sat nave for her birthday) "can you believe that in Manchester people steel these.

I should remember thought that this was the woman who had her drivers side car wheel stolen and walk past the jack got in and tried to reverse.
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fcukcov said:
He also likes discussing the Village People doesn't he??:102:
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lost me there, unless you are thinking about an incident in a public house after a five-a-side tournament? In which case, that was not my father but my mum's partner and the situation had some serious spin applied by a certain Mr melton fox...
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MKFox said:
lost me there, unless you are thinking about an incident in a public house after a five-a-side tournament? In which case, that was not my father but my mum's partner and the situation had some serious spin applied by a certain Mr melton fox...
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That would be the one!:icon_bigg

MKFox said:
Although maybe you know him from your 'fisting in the public lavs' group....

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now you have lost me?:102:
 
Talking of fisting, I watched something last night about violent prisoners. There was this big black dude going on about having a "celly" that was a child murderer and how this bloke was bragging about it. "That motherfucker was, like, 'Man I killed that kid' and I was, like, 'You'd better stop talking like that bro or I'm gonna **** you up'. He didn't so smashed my shoe over his head 'til he was down then I stuck my hand up his ass right up to my ****in' elbow man! That dude was gonna go out the way he did to those kids man...."

The blokes arms were massive :icon_eek:
 
Singth said:
Talking of fisting, I watched something last night about violent prisoners. There was this big black dude going on about having a "celly" that was a child murderer and how this bloke was bragging about it. "That motherfucker was, like, 'Man I killed that kid' and I was, like, 'You'd better stop talking like that bro or I'm gonna **** you up'. He didn't so smashed my shoe over his head 'til he was down then I stuck my hand up his ass right up to my ****in' elbow man! That dude was gonna go out the way he did to those kids man...."

The blokes arms were massive :icon_eek:
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I dont agree with violence but fair play to the man :038:

btw, what was he in for ??
 
Hazzman said:
People who whilst on holiday feel the need to go on Facebook and say how great it is? **** Facebook and do some'ut. It's a s'grace.
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Add people who are 'enjoying' their birthdays yet feel the need to go on Facebook and say how great it is. If it was that great, you wouldn't be sitting a fcuking computer!!! :098:
 
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Hazzman said:
Add people who are 'enjoying' their birthdays yet feel the need to go on Facebook and say how great it is. If it was that great, you wouldn't be sitting a fcuking computer!!! :098:
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They all do it via their mobile, my missuses mobile bill has gone up nearly a tenner a month due to the data she uses by keep checking it
 
beighton155 said:
They all do it via their mobile, my missuses mobile bill has gone up nearly a tenner a month due to the data she uses by keep checking it
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30p a day?
just over a penny an hour?

spend-thrift bitch, who does she think she is? the queen?

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Hazzman said:
Add people who are 'enjoying' their birthdays yet feel the need to go on Facebook and say how great it is. If it was that great, you wouldn't be sitting a fcuking computer!!! :098:
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Hazz, calm the **** down lad, why are you getting so angry about something so trivial?
I think there has to be more to this story, is it unrequited love?


beighton155 said:
They all do it via their mobile
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Would seem the most likely explanation.
One of the lads was doing exactly that yesterday from a festival, just to try and piss me off because I couldn't go.
 
People complaining about the size of their pay rises. including the fecking train drivers. Be fecking thankful you have a job. and don't say oh well you earn more than me when I point out that you are lucky to have a job I worked fecking hard and spent years on shite moeny to earn what I do!! ARGH!!!! needed that!
 
fcukcov said:
People complaining about the size of their pay rises. including the fecking train drivers. Be fecking thankful you have a job. and don't say oh well you earn more than me when I point out that you are lucky to have a job I worked fecking hard and spent years on shite moeny to earn what I do!! ARGH!!!! needed that!
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Are people still getting pay rises over there?:omg:!
 
People who lock the pre match Mansfield thread and then still post in it when other can't.
Abuse of power, or to ****ing lazy to start a Mansfield Match thread.
 
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