People That Piss You Off

[Macky]

What's really needed is a notice that will attract the attention of the muppets who believe that "Real men don't need to wash their hands" and encourages them to change their ways. You might be sharing a telephone or a bowl of peanuts with one of them.

Never mind phones or bowls of peanuts, you're 'sharing' the handle of the door coming out of the jacks.

We actually had a conversation about this last week at work, it seems to be a fairly common thing among English men that they don't bother washing their hands, which might explain how swine flu has spread so rapidly in the UK compared to other countries.

 

[fcukcov]

Never mind phones or bowls of peanuts, you're 'sharing' the handle of the door coming out of the jacks.

We actually had a conversation about this last week at work, it seems to be a fairly common thing among English men that they don't bother washing their hands, which might explain how swine flu has spread so rapidly in the UK compared to other countries.

Is it less common in Ireland? I only ask as you specifically said English or did you mean English speaking?

 

[Leesoh]

Never mind phones or bowls of peanuts, you're 'sharing' the handle of the door coming out of the jacks.

We actually had a conversation about this last week at work, it seems to be a fairly common thing among English men that they don't bother washing their hands, which might explain how swine flu has spread so rapidly in the UK compared to other countries.

I can assure you that women can also be just as bad.

As for women, I would like to thank the ones on the roads this morning who tarnish us all with the reputation that none of us can drive. I would hope that they drive into a lamppost or a wall and kill themselves, but the likelihood of that happening is zilch at the 'speeds' most of them were going. :icon_roll

 

[highland fox]

A landlord I know assures me that the Ladies toilets in his pub are left in 5 times the mess the Gents are after each night.It appears a good few women don't believe in flushing the toilet after they have used it

 

[highland fox]

I can assure you that women can also be just as bad.

As for women, I would like to thank the ones on the roads this morning who tarnish us all with the reputation that none of us can drive. I would hope that they drive into a lamppost or a wall and kill themselves, but the likelihood of that happening is zilch at the 'speeds' most of them were going. :icon_roll

a trifle extreme isn't it ?

 

[Real Sharapova]

A landlord I know assures me that the Ladies toilets in his pub are left in 5 times the mess the Gents are after each night.It appears a good few women don't believe in flushing the toilet after they have used it

Well the moral of this story is you shouldn't use the ladies 5 times a night H.

 

[highland fox]

Well the moral of this story is you shouldn't use the ladies 5 times a night H.

Its the ladies who want to use me...

 

[Leesoh]

a trifle extreme isn't it ?

Not when you only just avoid driving into the back of a stupid bint who has totally ignored a give way line.

 

[homer]

Not when you only just avoid driving into the back of a stupid bint who has totally ignored a give way line.

I bet her fingers smelt of wee as well, the dirty cow

 

[Leesoh]

I bet her fingers smelt of wee as well, the dirty cow

I wouldn't be surprised. The state of things, eh?

 

[Macky]

Is it less common in Ireland? I only ask as you specifically said English or did you mean English speaking?

Yeah, just an observation. It's something that really ****ing annoys me and it just seems to be more common in England that they don't bother.
Plus, the lads that are guilty of it at work are English as well, but that's not saying that all the English lads at work don't bother, just the ones that don't are mostly English.

 

[spionfox]

Not when you only just avoid driving into the back of a stupid bint who has totally ignored a give way line.

If you drive into the BACK of anybody surely it is your own fault?

 

[Lako42]

Yeah, just an observation. It's something that really ****ing annoys me and it just seems to be more common in England that they don't bother.
Plus, the lads that are guilty of it at work are English as well, but that's not saying that all the English lads at work don't bother, just the ones that don't are mostly English.

Do you spend a lot of time in toilets watching people?

 

[Jeff]

If you drive into the BACK of anybody surely it is your own fault?

Not if they've just pulled in front of you because they didn't give way.

 

[Macky]

Do you spend a lot of time in toilets watching people?

It's part of my job, I hand out toiletries and the like and I have a selection of different aftershaves for people to use. Make a good few pound with tips.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Yeah, just an observation. It's something that really ****ing annoys me and it just seems to be more common in England that they don't bother.
Plus, the lads that are guilty of it at work are English as well, but that's not saying that all the English lads at work don't bother, just the ones that don't are mostly English.

Scumbags all. And these same people invariably shove their hands into yours to shake every time they see you.

I DON'T WANT YOUR PISS ON MY HANDS.

 

[Leesoh]

If you drive into the BACK of anybody surely it is your own fault?

Not if they've just pulled in front of you because they didn't give way.

Exactly.

 

[Cate Fox]

the dozy old duffer who decided to drive the wrong way around the island this morning and was driving straight at me... ffs

 

[Matt_B]

Scumbags all. And these same people invariably shove their hands into yours to shake every time they see you.

I DON'T WANT YOUR PISS ON MY HANDS.

Out of interest, and I say this as a washer, how often do you actually piss on your hands? I only hold my knob, and I do that every time I have a scratch during the day. I can't remember I got piss on my hands

 

[Macky]

Out of interest, and I say this as a washer, how often do you actually piss on your hands? I only hold my knob, and I do that every time I have a scratch during the day. I can't remember I got piss on my hands

You might not soak your hands in piss, but there will definitely be traces of piss, of varying degrees, on your hands. Without a doubt.