People That Piss You Off

[Blue Maniac]

You might not soak your hands in piss, but there will definitely be traces of piss, of varying degrees, on your hands. Without a doubt.

Especially if you have an exceptionally small penis.

Like a piece of macaroni it is.

 

[Macky]

Especially if you have an exceptionally small penis.

Like a piece of macaroni it is.

Yeah, same here.
I'm hoping the swelling is going to go down soon though

 

[spionfox]

Not if they've just pulled in front of you because they didn't give way.

Then you would drive into their side or at best the back corner.

 

[spionfox]

Out of interest, and I say this as a washer, how often do you actually piss on your hands? I only hold my knob, and I do that every time I have a scratch during the day. I can't remember I got piss on my hands

If you shake it dry there is always a danger. Personally I always use a bit of tissue but you can get odd looks taking out a Kleenex while standing at a urinal.

 

[bocadillo]

If you shake it dry there is always a danger. Personally I always use a bit of tissue but you can get odd looks taking out a Kleenex while standing at a urinal.

wtf do you do with it afterwards?

 

[spionfox]

wtf do you do with it afterwards?

I've never yet found a toilet without a waste bin. Or you could throw it into a toilet and flush it away - not while someone is seated however.

 

[Lako42]

I've never yet found a toilet without a waste bin. Or you could throw it into a toilet and flush it away - not while someone is seated however.

You can If you have exceptional aim.

 

[H T B]

Not if they've just pulled in front of you because they didn't give way.

Regardless of how it happened, if you go into the back of someone else's car it is harder to prove your innocence.
Especially if no one is willing to come forward as a witness.

 

[Macky]

Out of interest, and I say this as a washer, how often do you actually piss on your hands? I only hold my knob, and I do that every time I have a scratch during the day. I can't remember I got piss on my hands

You might not soak your hands in piss, but there will definitely be traces of piss, of varying degrees, on your hands. Without a doubt.

...and while I thinks of it, it's not just about piss. I don't want to be touching the same door handle after someone who's just had their gleet infested cock in their hands

 

[homer]

...and while I thinks of it, it's not just about piss. I don't want to be touching the same door handle after someone who's just had their gleet infested cock in their hands

Yet you'd happily put it in your mouth

Talk about double standards :icon_roll

 

[Macky]

Yet you'd happily put it in your mouth

Talk about double standards :icon_roll

But in fairness, I do insist on flavoured condoms

 

[Blue Maniac]

But in fairness, I do insist on flavoured condoms

Flavoured condoms eh. Used a banana one once. 9 months later...

 

[Durham Fox]

Flavoured condoms eh. Used a banana one once. 9 months later...

Banana split?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Banana split?

Glad someone took advantage of that set-up :icon_bigg

 

[Hazzman]

Donkey, Ginger Blackburn supporting twats who play down goals.

 

[Matt_B]

Donkey, Ginger Blackburn supporting twats who play down goals.

I've got a bruise the size of a saucer on my chest from his elbow in the first few minutes

 

[Jeff]

People who forward an email to everyone in their address book because they think a company will give them a free laptop for doing it. Morons.

 

[Nottingham Fox]

People who forward an email to everyone in their address book because they think a company will give them a free laptop for doing it. Morons.

Forward it to Harbro :icon_lol:

 

[Jeff]

Forward it to Harbro :icon_lol:

He may be on the circulation list for it, it came from someone on here.

 

[enderby fox]

He may be on the circulation list for it, it came from someone on here.

name and shame then for being a moron!