People That Piss You Off

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Can’t say I’ve had this problem.

me neither ive always rated them and i use them maybe 4 or 5 times a year

 

[Boy Genius]

Never realised they did XXXXL,let alone incontinence pants

 

[Steven]

Never realised they did XXXXL,let alone incontinence pants

The incontinence pants I don't need, yet :icon_wink , and they do XXXL. :icon_wink

 

[Leesoh]

Don't order stuff from Next online as they will flood you with spam after that. To opt out you have to login and then unsubscribe. ****s.

I used the online service to order some furniture, and for the next 18 months they sent me the new catalogue, which I didn't want, and was charged for it! Even though the first time it happened, I told them I didn't want it, and so wasn't go to pay for it. And despite being told that my details had been removed and they wouldn't send out a new catalogue the next time. Which they did, twice.

 

[FoxCovert]

Old fella's who, on a hot day wear shorts with normal socks and shoes. At what age do you lose all sense of style?

 

[Cate Fox]

Old fella's who, on a hot day wear shorts with normal socks and shoes. At what age do you lose all sense of style?

unfortunately for some men its at birth

 

[FoxCovert]

unfortunately for some men its at birth

Possibly, but not in my case:icon_bigg

 

[Macky]

Old fella's who, on a hot day wear shorts with normal socks and shoes. At what age do you lose all sense of style?

Why would that piss you off? I find it quite amusing laughing at them.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Force 9 and BT

I requested a MAC code from Force9 so I could move my ISP to a cheaper solution and they have gone and cancelled my account all together.

They said I would be disconnected on the 22nd, but BT have disconnected me already. My new ISP can't connect me for at least 2 weeks so I now have no Internet access from home

 

[Boy Genius]

Force 9 and BT

I requested a MAC code from Force9 so I could move my ISP to a cheaper solution and they have gone and cancelled my account all together.

They said I would be disconnected on the 22nd, but BT have disconnected me already. My new ISP can't connect me for at least 2 weeks so I now have no Internet access from home

Looking at porn in an internet cafe or a library is not so much fun now, is it?
People laugh at you when you get chucked out with your trousers around your ankles!

 

[Hazzman]

People who whilst on holiday feel the need to go on Facebook and say how great it is? **** Facebook and do some'ut. It's a s'grace.

 

[Macky]

People who whilst on holiday feel the need to go on Facebook and say how great it is? **** Facebook and do some'ut. It's a s'grace.

I'm guessing the first one means 'some-ut', although the unnecessary apostrophe did throw me a little.
Haven't got a scoobies about the second one though.

I'm getting good at Hazzish, dontcha ya think?

 

[Matt_B]

I'm guessing the first one means 'some-ut', although the unnecessary apostrophe did throw me a little.
Haven't got a scoobies about the second one though.

I'm getting good at Hazzish, dontcha ya think?

I reckon you got a preview 'dition of the Hazztionary

 

[fcukcov]

People who whilst on holiday feel the need to go on Facebook and say how great it is? **** Facebook and do some'ut. It's a s'grace.

Yeh I know ive had constant updates on Ibiza from a mates mrs all week. Fecking annoying.

 

[Hazzman]

I'm guessing the first one means 'some-ut', although the unnecessary apostrophe did throw me a little.
Haven't got a scoobies about the second one though.

I'm getting good at Hazzish, dontcha ya think?

some'ut is some ut or something....s'grace is part of my vocab. It refers to Didier Drogba's pronunciation of disgrace.

 

[Blue Maniac]

People who seem completely (and sometimes dangerously) unaware of the world around them:

My mum replied to an unsolicited text message and then reacted with shock to find that she'd been charged three quid.

When my grandmother was alive she regularly replied to letters from people claiming to be representatives of Spanish lotteries and the like, cheerfully sending them each a cheque for forty quid.

My other grandmother is a Catholic. Nuff said.

My granddad frequently makes offensive comments, loudly, in public, usually about strangers who are well within earshot.

 

[MKFox]

My granddad frequently makes offensive comments, loudly, in public, usually about strangers who are well within earshot.

quality, my dad does that, going to get it wrong one day and get a kicking

 

[Blue Maniac]

quality, my dad does that, going to get it wrong one day and get a kicking

He keeps changing his style as well, which can be quite funny. Some occasions he'll describe someone as 'that fat fellow by the door', or 'the unattractive woman over there', whereas on other days it'll be 'that fat thing' or 'that sour-faced trout'.

And he hates old people. Thinks they should all be put down.

 

[MKFox]

He keeps changing his style as well, which can be quite funny. Some occasions he'll describe someone as 'that fat fellow by the door', or 'the unattractive woman over there', whereas on other days it'll be 'that fat thing' or 'that sour-faced trout'.

And he hates old people. Thinks they should all be put down.

We were out for a beer a few weeks ago and he said, really loudly so the whole bar could hear,
"See that guy at the bar? He looks like that really boring bloke off 'Cheers', Cliff. Doesn't he? Go on, look. He does, really boring..."

Then I think he lasted about 3 minutes before going on about immigrants....

 

[Blue Maniac]

Then I think he lasted about 3 minutes before going on about immigrants....

A Daily Mail/Express reader?

My granddad's best one was when he called my ex-girlfriend 'that big fat elephant', mercifully while she was out of the room. Genius.