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People in wheelchairs,theres nothing wrong with half of them,just lazy..''oh I can't walk I have to be pushed about etc etc''..when is the last time they tried to walk,can't be bothered to try I bet.Always getting in your way in shops or blocking the bus up.

Yer thats true, they could get aesthetic legs.
 
Someone who lets out a silent but violent fart and denies doing it even though there face has gone the colour of a postbox.
 
Dozy twats who are on the phone (landline) when their mobile starts ringing. Instead of hanging up the mobile they just leave it there ringing and vibrating annoying the whole office.

Add to that the people on the other end who don't get the message when she didn't pick up first time and phone back three more times one after the other.
 
Myself.

Was putting some plants in one of those garden wheelbarrow thingymejigs. After completing it i lifted it up to puncture some filteration holes in the bottom. It was quite heavy........i lost the balance of it........and the whole feckin lot tipped out onto my lawn.
Idiot.:mad:

Why didn't you punch the holes out BEFORE filling it up?

Even Cov fans take a shirt off before setting fire to it!

:102::018::icon_redf
 
It's a musical written by Ben Elton, that shoehorns a script around various Queen tracks, how could it be anything other than utterly shit?

I would sooner use a Stanley knife and a pair of pliers to peel the skin off my own face, then pour vinegar over my de-skinned face than sit through anything as horrific as 'We will rock you'. The very thought of it makes me shudder.



Hope you have a great time though BF :icon_lol:

So you're not keen then?
 
****ing drivers! You tell them to leave at a certain time for a reason, and then they go and leave 2 hours later. Now the useless **** phones me to say he's sitting in a jam. WANKER !!
 
Old people,y'know over 50's buying takeaway food.Its not right is it ? them buying chinese takeaways and pizzas they really should be sticking to boring plain food..they jut look silly pretending to be young
 
Old people,y'know over 50's buying takeaway food.Its not right is it ? them buying chinese takeaways and pizzas they really should be sticking to boring plain food..they jut look silly pretending to be young


:tumbleweed: not sure if youre trying to be funny or not with that...:102:
 
****ing drivers! You tell them to leave at a certain time for a reason, and then they go and leave 2 hours later. Now the useless **** phones me to say he's sitting in a jam. WANKER !!

Now delivered, so every ****er at Glastonbury will now know how much a pint is from the beer tent. :icon_bigg
 
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