People That Piss You Off

[Leesoh]

It's almost as bad as the twats on planes who recline their seat, even during the meal. Luckily I have long legs and am able to wedge them against the back of their seat, preventing any movement.

God, yes. I'm too short for that, but I am quite flexible so I am able to curl up in my seat and stick my feet into the back of the offender's seat. If that makes sense.

 

[Boy Genius]

Just to remind people that naming names is not the intent of this thread.

I need to see an official rule for this, if not then it's open season. Melton is not a law maker!

 

[FoxCovert]

That happened to me last week in the cinema, little kid of 5 or so. Fecking ignorant parents did nothing until i said so.
:icon_roll

Think your self lucky they didn't pewk their popcorn and milkshake up down the back of your neck.

 

[Harbro-Fox]

Susan Boyle - I really hope she don't win.

 

[Brauny Blue]

God, yes. I'm too short for that, but I am quite flexible so I am able to curl up in my seat and stick my feet into the back of the offender's seat. If that makes sense.

And you dress up as Lara Croft.

Its just getting better and better:icon_bigg:icon_wink

 

[SwedeFox]

Old women in the supermarket, nearly stabbed one in the back today. She took about 5 minutes to get her credit card out from her wallet.

 

[MKFox]

Think your self lucky they didn't pewk their popcorn and milkshake up down the back of your neck.

Why is it they sell the noisiest food in the world in a fecking cinema?

Annoys the hell out of me, people grazing on industrial sized buckets of greasy snacks, slurping drinks or delving into sacks of sweets that cost them the earth.

tossers

 

[Matt_B]

God, yes. I'm too short for that, but I am quite flexible so I am able to curl up in my seat and stick my feet into the back of the offender's seat. If that makes sense.

I stopped reading there :icon_bigg

 

[RHYDAL]

Ignorant feckers who sit behind you and kick your seat.
Not just once, but several times and you can't turn round and tell them to pack the fecker in in a loud voice as you are in a theatre watching a show!

I find arriving late and then giving them a good stare has a very subdueing effect. Worked with my front row seats at We Will Rock You on Tues. Colour drained from the poor bastard's face when I took my seat and he realised he'd paid 55 notes to look at the back of my head. Didn't hear a peep out of him though.

 

[spionfox]

I am quite flexible

I stopped reading there :icon_bigg

I thought of Kim Wyatt there :icon_lol:

 

[beaumontfox]

I find arriving late and then giving them a good stare has a very subdueing effect. Worked with my front row seats at We Will Rock You on Tues. Colour drained from the poor bastard's face when I took my seat and he realised he'd paid 55 notes to look at the back of my head. Didn't hear a peep out of him though.

I don't do getting to places late.:icon_razz

Anyhoo what was the show like? We are going to watch it at the Hippodrome in Brum in August.

 

[Macky]

Anyhoo what was the show like? We are going to watch it at the Hippodrome in Brum in August.

It's a musical written by Ben Elton, that shoehorns a script around various Queen tracks, how could it be anything other than utterly shit?

I would sooner use a Stanley knife and a pair of pliers to peel the skin off my own face, then pour vinegar over my de-skinned face than sit through anything as horrific as 'We will rock you'. The very thought of it makes me shudder.



Hope you have a great time though BF :icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

It's a musical written by Ben Elton, that shoehorns a script around various Queen tracks, how could it be anything other than utterly shit?

I would sooner use a Stanley knife and a pair of pliers to peel the skin off my own face, then pour vinegar over my de-skinned face than sit through anything as horrific as 'We will rock you'. The very thought of it makes me shudder.



Hope you have a great time though BF :icon_lol:

I will think of you saturday when i see it for the third time :icon_lol:

 

[RHYDAL]

I don't do getting to places late.:icon_razz

Anyhoo what was the show like? We are going to watch it at the Hippodrome in Brum in August.

When I said late I meant as close to kick off as possible so as to maximise the opportunity to get some beers in.

It's a musical written by Ben Elton, that shoehorns a script around various Queen tracks, how could it be anything other than utterly shit?

I would sooner use a Stanley knife and a pair of pliers to peel the skin off my own face, then pour vinegar over my de-skinned face than sit through anything as horrific as 'We will rock you'. The very thought of it makes me shudder.



Hope you have a great time though BF :icon_lol:

I will think of you saturday when i see it for the third time :icon_lol:

It's a little cheesy how the lyrics are worked into the dialogue, and the storyline is thin at best, but if the mix of fit scantilly clan dancers, special effects, and Queen's Greatest Hits played by live session artists doesnt get you on you feet in an alcohol fuelled fit of nostalgic singing and arm swaying, then you are dead from the waist down.
Enjoy.

 

[Steven]

When I said late I meant as close to kick off as possible so as to maximise the opportunity to get some beers in.





It's a little cheesy how the lyrics are worked into the dialogue, and the storyline is thin at best, but if the mix of fit scantilly clan dancers, special effects, and Queen's Greatest Hits played by live session artists doesnt get you on you feet in an alcohol fuelled fit of nostalgic singing and arm swaying, then you are dead from the waist down.
Enjoy.

Queen played House music, right?

 

[RHYDAL]

Queen played House music, right?

No, he was a rower back in those days.

Edit: It was Teardrop by Massive Attack.

 

[Macky]

It's a little cheesy how the lyrics are worked into the dialogue, and the storyline is thin at best, but if the mix of fit scantilly clan dancers, special effects, and Queen's Greatest Hits played by live session artists doesnt get you on you feet in an alcohol fuelled fit of nostalgic singing and arm swaying, then you are dead from the waist down.
Enjoy.

It would definitely put me into an alcohol fuelled fit alright.
A foaming, raging, violent, get-me-the-****-outa-here-before-I-kill-some-poor-**** type of fit.

 

[RHYDAL]

It would definitely put me into an alcohol fuelled fit alright.
A foaming, raging, violent, get-me-the-****-outa-here-before-I-kill-some-poor-**** type of fit.

Still mourning Freddie?

 

[Leesoh]

And you dress up as Lara Croft.

Its just getting better and better:icon_bigg:icon_wink

I stopped reading there :icon_bigg

I thought of Kim Wyatt there :icon_lol:

I must remember to think before posting. I hope this calms the situation, but I am not as flexible as Kim Wyatt!! :icon_bigg

 

[Macky]

Still mourning Freddie?

Mourning??? Why, is he dead then? Does that mean his come back gig is off then?