People That Piss You Off

[Blue Maniac]

No.

:icon_lol:

 

[beaumontfox]

Shut it you.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Shut it you.

But I was only... yeah, ok, I'll behave :icon_sad:

 

[RHYDAL]

Shut it you.

Yourself.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Yourself.

:icon_lol:

 

[beaumontfox]

Pffffffffffffffffffft!

 

[Durham Fox]

Tossers with bad advice...

Garage atendant: how much were your Ray Bans?

Me: Stange question! About £90.

Garage atendant: should have got them off eBay.

Me: I prefer to buy the genuine article

Garage atendant: well mine were £50 off eBay and I got the certificate and everything.

Me: well I bought mine from Selfridges on Oxford St and didn't get a certificate because they don't actually give you a certificate with the real thing.

Garage atendant: yeah but they are great sunglasses aren't they?

Me: the genuine ones are, I suspect the fakes are shit.

Garage atendant: do you want a VAT receipt?

 

[pds]

I've got to agree with him -90 quid for feckin sunglasses!

 

[Macky]

Garage attendant: Thank **** he's gone, fancy wearing shades at night time

 

[Durham Fox]

Garage attendant: Thank **** he's gone, fancy wearing shades at night time

:icon_bigg

 

[lazzer]

They are actually Foster Grants with the word Rayban written on a peice of red tape stuck over the name. I did wonder what you needed the tape for.

 

[Durham Fox]

They are actually Foster Grants with the word Rayban written on a peice of red tape stuck over the name. I did wonder what you needed the tape for.

rayband :icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

rayband :icon_lol:

I corrected it didnt I ? :icon_lol:

 

[Durham Fox]

I corrected it didnt I ? :icon_lol:

:icon_lol:

You changed it, not corrected it :icon_wink

 

[lazzer]

Anyway Garage Attendant ? Where did you go ? Somewhere in 1956 ?

 

[Durham Fox]

Anyway Garage Attendant ? Where did you go ? Somewhere in 1956 ?

:icon_lol: The bloke behind the tills

 

[lazzer]

Did he wipe the windscreen and top up your water ? :icon_lol:

 

[Durham Fox]

Did he wipe the windscreen and top up your water ? :icon_lol:

:icon_lol:

 

[Darth Vodka]

Did he wipe the windscreen and top up your water ? :icon_lol:

he pulled out Duzza's dipstick, dipped it a few times then wiped it clean when he was done

 

[Blue Maniac]

he pulled out Duzza's dipstick, dipped it a few times then wiped it clean when he was done

I think I'm going to need therapy after reading this.