Poison Dart Frogs

[Durham Fox]

 

[Boy Genius]

I agree, but when i told the kids they couldn't have one I was called a miserable old bar steward so I gave in to them.

Just let it step out of line though. Just once is enough.

Now thats being a good parent. I just tell them to **** off and stop bothering me!

 

[H T B]

Now all you have to do Melts, is find out what their natural diet is, start feeding them, and draw up your own hitlist.

If someone pisses you off, send them a pic of kermit as a warning

 

[Macky]

Now all you have to do Melts, is find out what their natural diet is, start feeding them, and draw up your own hitlist.

If someone pisses you off, send them a pic of kermit as a warning

Are you encouraging him to kermit murder?

 

[Macky]

I assumed it was a type of frog......

I'm tempted to call you a liar but I don't want to risk a libel action.


Btw, is that your pants that are on fire?

 

[Naughty Fox]

Never run of the mill our Melts eh!!!

How old can these get? I would have thought a very short life expectancy?


Just interested.

 

[highland fox]

Never run of the mill our Melts eh!!!

How old can these get? I would have thought a very short life expectancy?


Just interested.

You mean when will they croak ?

 

[Macky]

How old can these get? I would have thought a very short life expectancy?

Up to 20 years. So relatively short in comparison to humans.

 

[Darth Vodka]

arrrrrrers

 

[MKFox]

Are you encouraging him to kermit murder?

You mean when will they croak ?

Feck me, will you leave those christmas cracker jokes alone please....

 

[tedfoxxx]

booooo to the puns

huzzah to the frogs! ive got a mate who had some giant african snails, great fun racing them!!

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

booooo to the puns

huzzah to the frogs! ive got a mate who had some giant african snails, great fun racing them!!

Even if you were very slow I'd still expect you to beat them in a race.

 

[Macky]

ive got a mate who had some giant african snails, great fun racing them!!

Do you give them a head or start or do just say "**** 'em, they're only snails"?

 

[Boy Genius]

Do you give them a head or start or do just say "**** 'em, they're only snails"?

and you can eat the loser..... great in garlic butter

 

[Macky]

Do you give them a head or start or do just say "**** 'em, they're only snails"?

That should, of course, say head start.


Probably should put more tobacco in

 

[bocadillo]

Do you give them head or do you just **** 'em?

Somebody get me the number for the RSPCA!!!

 

[Dour]

Somebody get me the number for the RSPCA!!!

What's with the 4.41 a.m. posting? Have you started going to bed at 7.00 p.m. and waking up at 4 a.m. now that you've retired?

 

[bocadillo]

What's with the 4.41 a.m. posting? Have you started going to bed at 7.00 p.m. and waking up at 4 a.m. now that you've retired?

Still trying readjust my body-clock after having to set my alarm for 4:45 in order to catch my train to Barnsley.

 

[Boy Genius]

What's with the 4.41 a.m. posting? Have you started going to bed at 7.00 p.m. and waking up at 4 a.m. now that you've retired?

he had to dry his sheets

 

[spionfox]

he had to dry his sheets

and then iron them........