Questions you always wanted answering.

[RHYDAL]

Why? and more the the point How?

Apparently, the answer to the second part of the question is Nwets.

 

[beaumontfox]

Cos it always is. As if a woman would EVER take the blame for anything she didn't have to!:icon_razz

 

[Macky]

A Question that has confounded mankind since bread came sliced. Tests continue in Labs around the world, but much like the common cold, we will for the time being have to accept that we are not as clever as we think.

Well, this must prove what most of you are already aware of, that I'm more intelligent than the entire scientific community because I have toasted wholemeal bread for my breakfast most mornings

 

[Siouxsie]

Apparently, the answer to the second part of the question is Nwets.

 

[Feriol]

Well, this must prove what most of you are already aware of, that I'm more intelligent than the entire scientific community because I have toasted wholemeal bread for my breakfast most mornings

I did say 'confounded mankind' :icon_wink

 

[David Gwilliam]

I am always intrigued by VIP lounges at airporta

(1) Do VIPs have to let the airpoort know in advance and do they pay for the privilege.
(2) Does a VIP have to prove they are a VIP? The Secretary of State for transport presumably counts as a VIP but does he have to prove he is Secretary of State. Do his staff also get to use the lounge? If he loses the election does he still qualify e.g. are Alan Johnson and David Miliband still VIPs
(3) How does an entertainer prove he is a VIP. Presumably Frank Sinatra qualified as a VIP but did Matt Monro. Do you lose your VIP status if you career collapses like Gary Glitter or Michael Barrymore.
(4) There some jobs that carry status for life. Presumably Major, Blair and Brown still count as VIPs. How about Archbishops of Canterbury - did Robert Runcie lose his VIP status when he retired?

I have asked a number of people who have immediately used those phrases "I would think that" or "I expect that" which people use to hide that they don't know.

 

[Graz]

Spit or swallow?

 

[beaumontfox]

Depends if the lass is married or not doesn't it?

 

[spionfox]

I am always intrigued by VIP lounges at airporta

Are you making up your own collective nouns now?

 

[spionfox]

I have asked a number of people who have immediately replied "Get a life David".

Fair enough :icon_lol:

 

[spionfox]

Spit or swallow?

Depends if the lass is married or not doesn't it?

When you're married oral sex ends - spitting or swallowing isn't relevant anymore :icon_sad:

 

[beaumontfox]

Never mind eh!

 

[SwedeFox]

Spit or swallow?

Neither for me, I don't really like the taste.

 

[bocadillo]

Are you making up your own collective nouns now?

What do you think a collective noun is?

 

[Mawsley]

What's the collective noun for a bunch of collective nouns?

 

[Graz]

Just how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

 

[Graz]

Oh, and how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

If he drives it instead of walking, does he get to be a man faster?

 

[SwedeFox]

Just how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Oh dear oh dear...:icon_sad:

 

[Graz]

Oh dear oh dear...:icon_sad:

Shh :icon_redf

 

[Blue Maniac]

Oh dear oh dear...:icon_sad:

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