Random News Article Thread

[Matt_B]

If you just google 'US murders thousands of innocent men women and children using remote controlled drones in unlawful attacks on Pakistan', you'll get the gist of it

Cab you at least wrap that up in a lmgtfy link?

 

[Macky]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/m...-people-accused-of-phone-hacking-8222000.html

 

[Steven]

I know it is the Daily Mail but.....


Police officer, 25, 'stole friend's driving licence during Gay Pride event to help his 17-year-old boyfriend get into nightclubs'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nt-help-17-year-old-boyfriend-nightclubs.html

 

[Macky]

I know it is the Daily Mail but.....

If it'd been one of the redtops there'd be more truncheon innuendos

 

[Motown Fox]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/retired-people-should-be-forced-to-work-1398375
Work till you drop seems to be the idea. Lessen the cost for Government

 

[Mawsley]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/retired-people-should-be-forced-to-work-1398375
Work till you drop seems to be the idea. Lessen the cost for Government

Lord Bichard struggles by on a pension of £100,000 per annum.

 

[Mawsley]

Screw Pea Son - this is why we should pan-the ****-ic...

 

[Motown Fox]

http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/brazilian-student-sells-virginity-780-000-034334755.html

A Brazilian student has sold her virginity in an online auction for US$780,000 as part of a documentary organised by an Australian filmmaker, although a man who did the same only fetched US$3,000.

Could we see this on Ebay next?

 

[Motown Fox]

Not sure I would pay so much for her.

 

[Macky]

Not sure I would pay so much for her.

I notice you're a bit quiet on how much you'd pay for him though eh?

 

[Motown Fox]

I notice you're a bit quiet on how much you'd pay for him though eh?

I wouldn't:icon_bigg

Clinton joins Obama for final push

This headline above made me think.
Not sure I would want that type of backup

 

[Macky]

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2012/10/26/facebook-to-charge-users-to-view-their-own-posts/

 

[Mawsley]

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/9545435.Villagers_mourn_death_of_popular_parrot_at_56/

He touched many lives.

 

[Mawsley]

http://m.lancasterguardian.co.uk/ne...y-string-attack-on-boy-carrying-owl-1-5060515

 

[Macky]

"Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies..."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...s-pies-sold-30p-feeding-human-flesh-baby.html

 

[The Major]

Man awakened when angry girlfriend bites his scrotum, cops say
http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2012/10/man_awakened_when_angry_girlfr.html

 

[Macky]

Man awakened when angry girlfriend bites his scrotum, cops say
http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2012/10/man_awakened_when_angry_girlfr.html

She was obviously just peckish and fancied a bag of nuts, she's no stranger to the fridge god love her

 

[The Major]

She was obviously just peckish and fancied a bag of nuts, she's no stranger to the fridge god love her

She was doing an impersonation of her favourite Star Wars character "Chewknacker".

 

[Macky]

She was doing an impersonation of her favourite Star Wars character "Chewknacker".

She really does actually resemble him as well, only a bit chubbier

 

[pork pie fox]

She really does actually resemble him as well, only a bit chubbier

Bet she'd look good in a Princess Leia bikini