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[Macky]

Bet she'd look good in a Princess Leia bikini

I think she may have actually eaten Princess Leia, bikini and all

 

[Motown Fox]

I might give this a try
I'm fed up with the phone calls about this myself never mind the texts saying I am owed £xxxx

 

[Motown Fox]

Adam Chapman of Oxford United plays with burnt nipple

Oxford boss Chris Wilder has revealed how Adam Chapman played through the pain of a burnt nipple on Saturday following an eve-of-game accident.

:icon_eek:

 

[pork pie fox]

Adam Chapman of Oxford United plays with burnt nipple

:icon_eek:

Pah, he's no Paul Wood

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/95...lands-him-a-berth-in-sports-Hall-of-Pain.html

 

[Motown Fox]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/9648856/Mother-murdered-son-for-failing-to-learn-the-Koran.html
Well no doubt the EDL or National Front will be marching soon about this issue next.
Pity those that have to pay for such a march as I as a Rotherham Council Tax payer will no doubt have to pay towards the £1m that had to be paid out to cover the 2 marches we've had up here in the past month.

 

[Mawsley]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/9648856/Mother-murdered-son-for-failing-to-learn-the-Koran.html
Well no doubt the EDL or National Front will be marching soon about this issue next.

To be honest Mowts, it's a sad story in its own right - maybe a bit sadder than your council tax bill?

 

[Motown Fox]

To be honest Mowts, it's a sad story in its own right - maybe a bit sadder than your council tax bill?

I agree the poor lad deserved a better life and I wasnt trying to get pity regarding Council tax I was making a point about these facist/racist marches and how much they cost in addition to highlighting the plight of the little boy.

 

[Macky]

That poor woman. She was doing God's work and they have the nerve to prosecute her. Just shocking.

 

[Mawsley]

In your news soon: Roger Moore

An apt name.

 

[Mawsley]

She's a vapid and rabid ****, get her out of there.

 

[Mawsley]

How clever are you?

 

[Macky]

How clever are you?

High functioning alcoholic

 

[Real Sharapova]

How clever are you?

I could have told them that...........if I wasn't drunk all the time.

 

[Mawsley]

Hypocritical Tory MP, who'd a thunk it?

 

[drew]

He's making Dianne Abbott look good.

 

[Real Sharapova]

He's making Dianne Abbott look good.

She is one MP who really pisses me off. One big ego masquerading as a politician. And a hypocrite for send her son to private school.

 

[Mawsley]

Almost every single one of them is a self-serving **** who should be nailed to a bench as the entire building is razed to the ****ing ground.

I'm drunk.

And angry.

 

[spionfox]

Almost every single one of them is a self-serving **** who should be nailed to a bench as the entire building is razed to the ****ing ground.

Care to share which ones aren't? :icon_bigg

 

[Macky]

Almost every single one of them is a self-serving **** who should be nailed to a bench as the entire building is razed to the ****ing ground.

I'm drunk.

And angry.

Do you have a newsletter that I can sign up to? I'm not willing to pay more than £10.99 per month though, I'm not stupid

 

[FryattFox]

How clever are you?

I'm drunk.

Ohhhhh...look at me! I'm sooooo intelligent because I'm drunk.

Pathetic.