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[Mawsley]

Even so you obey the forum rules and use a lot of ****s instead of writing **** straight out

**** you, you ******* ******** *********** ****.

 

[Blaarev]

If you go into your settings and turn off the cuss filter you'll see that he didn't censor anything at all. I'm actually very offended by his foul language and I've a good mind to call a constable

Ah! didn't realise that my settings were that obedient. Make sure to call a riding constable then to check that they feed their horses properly now.

 

[Mawsley]

Sausage rolls.

Only feed them sausage rolls.

 

[Blaarev]

**** you, you ******* ******** *********** ****.

Anytime honey

 

[Macky]

Why was he trying to feed meat to a horse?

I've only just noticed this bit, I got carried away with the thought of obeying a **** wearing a costume.
He wasn't trying to feed meat to a horse, it was a sausage roll. There's no actual meat in a ****ing sausage roll

 

[Leesoh]

Especially if he bought it from Greggs.

I wonder if the officer was narked it wasn't offered to him first.

 

[SwedeFox]

Hmmmmmmm.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2012/nov/21/east-london-assault-girl-cctv-video

 

[Rich B]

Hmmmmmmm.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2012/nov/21/east-london-assault-girl-cctv-video

That's probably the worst case of mindless violence I have ever seen.

 

[Miles Away]

**** me, that is horrible. Poor girl was out cold and remained that way for far too long.

 

[Mawsley]

I can't wait to see it with Harry Hill's voice-over.

 

[Motown Fox]

Had to laugh at this "well good" stunt going wrong

Like his quote here though when he went to Cov

Just arrived in Coventry. They must be hoping it gets bombed again soon! #LeeNelsonLiveOnTour

 

[bocadillo]

Had to laugh at this "well good" stunt going wrong

Did it really go wrong? Or is it made-up bollocks?

If it really was as the Mirror reports the PCSO is getting his specs in the wrong place if he can't recognise that the actor is not in Met Police uniform.

 

[Matt_B]

Did it really go wrong? Or is it made-up bollocks?

If it really was as the Mirror reports the PCSO is getting his specs in the wrong place if he can't recognise that the actor is not in Met Police uniform.

He's appeared with Jason Manford before; that and this 'stunt' lead me believe I don't need to see his comedy to know he's an unfunny ****.

 

[tedfoxxx]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20441887

For one beautiful moment, I thought it said Tony Hayers.......

Gimme another series.....You shit.

 

[Real Sharapova]

**** me, that is horrible. Poor girl was out cold and remained that way for far too long.

A gentleman is helping police with their enquiries by all accounts. I hope he suffers some sort of staircase/accidental tripping incident.

 

[Steven]

I know it is the Daily Mail, but I like tits.


'Treasure, I wanted to make your death as pleasurable as possible': German lawyer claims 38DD girlfriend tried to smother him to death with her breasts

 

[Mawsley]

I don't need to see his comedy to know he's an unfunny ****.

Simply devalues your opinions.

 

[Matt_B]

Simply devalues your opinions.

I have since learned he has something to do with Celebrity Juice? That won't change my opinion.

 

[Mawsley]

I have since learned he has something to do with Celebrity Juice?

Has he?

 

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