Random News Article Thread

[Blue Maniac]

I knew a Jupiter Moonchild.

Parents are ****ing morons.

People who give their children patently ridiculous names should be prosecuted for child abuse.

 

[homer]

People who give their children patently ridiculous names should be prosecuted for child abuse.

Exactly what I was saying the other day to my own lad, Peeweewibblebum.

 

[Motown Fox]

What a mess on the M1 this morning

A 25-year-old has been arrested after two men were killed in a crash on the M1. The man, from East London, is being held on suspicion of causing death by dangerous driving.
The collision between two black BMWs happened shortly before 2.40am, near Watford in Hertfordshire.

Those who escaped the wreckage started fighting with the occupants of a third car that had pulled over to lay blame over the death of their friends, the Evening Standard reported.

 

[SwedeFox]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/cut-this-monster-out-of-me,30602/

 

[Macky]

This is shocking, the poor woman

 

[Blue Maniac]

This is shocking, the poor woman

Fancy an ice cream, Mackster?

 

[pork pie fox]

This is shocking, the poor woman

Scoop

 

[Steven]

London restaurant owner batters rat to death in the middle of environmental health inspection

 

[Blue Maniac]

Scoop

Yeah, good spot Porko...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...able-cologne-and-set-fire-to-him-8381186.html

 

[Macky]

Fancy an ice cream, Mackster?

As long as it's swede flavoured

 

[Mawsley]

London restaurant owner batters rat to death in the middle of environmental health inspection

There’s a rat in the kitchen what am I going to do? It is the question no self-respecting take away owner ever wants to find themselves asking – not least during a food hygiene visit from the local environmental health inspector.

But unfortunately for the proprietor of the New Chutney Express in Tooting, south London, the decision to fix that rat left him with a £20,000 fine and costs as well as a pool of blood on the floor.

:icon_bigg:icon_bigg:icon_bigg

 

[Motown Fox]

London cinema has double beds fitted
The Drifters song will have to be renamed " lying on the front beds of the movies on a Saturday night"

 

[homer]

Will just about fit Lazzer's arse.......

 

[Motown Fox]

I've seen some dogs driving but this takes the biscuit

 

[Blue Maniac]

I've seen some dogs driving but this takes the biscuit

 

[pork pie fox]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dail...-weird-name-arrested-wisconsin-201459359.html

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested!!

 

[Steven]

British agents 'facilitated the murder' of Belfast solicitor Pat Finucane during the Troubles

 

[bocadillo]

British agents 'facilitated the murder' of Belfast solicitor Pat Finucane during the Troubles

Why do they have to have inquiries to discover things we already know?

 

[Motown Fox]

Justin Bieber bollocks

The younger man was picked up in upstate New York, as Bieber prepared for performances at Madison Square Garden.

According to court documents, he was found with a pair of pruning shears and documents including the identities of the intended victims.

 

[Macky]

If you're gonna have sex with a dog, do make sure that you're not allergic to doggy spunk first