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[Mawsley]

If you're gonna have sex with a dog, do make sure that you're not allergic to doggy spunk first

The judge said he was “shocked” to be told about the number of hits to pornographic sites on McDonnell’s computer, which the court heard ran to 1.5 million hits in the space of five months.

I'm shocked too - it's like he's not even bothered about sexy pictures.

 

[Blaarev]

Lost prophet indeed:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...nspiring-to-rape-oneyearold-girl-8425042.html


Lostprophets frontman Ian Watkins has been remanded in custody after
appearing at Cardiff magistrates' court to face child sex abuse
allegations.
The Welsh rock star, whose band has sold over 3.5 million
albums, is alleged to have conspired with a woman to rape a one-year-old girl,
the court heard.
He also stands accused of two incidents of conspiring to engage
in sexual touching with two young children; possessing, making and distributing
indecent images; and possessing “extreme” animal pornography.

 

[Mawsley]

Who the **** are the Lostprophets?

 

[Blaarev]

"possessing “extreme” animal pornography"
Extreme sheep shagging?

 

[FryattFox]

"possessing “extreme” animal pornography"
Extreme sheep shagging?

This is not the sort of place to be asking about that.

I'm sure that your inbox is already full of disturbing and incriminating evidence from the last 12 hours alone...

 

[Blaarev]

This is not the sort of place to be asking about that.

I'm sure that your inbox is already full of disturbing and incriminating evidence from the last 12 hours alone...

:icon_redf My inbox in now overloaded and impossible to open. Expect it to burst any minute.

 

[Biffa Bacon]

"possessing “extreme” animal pornography"
Extreme sheep shagging?

Whilst Wales does have the highest level of bestiality in the UK sheep are not the main targets, the crime statistics show that ducks and other large fowl are the prefered target for amorous Welsh animal lovers

 

[spionfox]

The Welsh rock star, whose band has sold over 3.5 million
albums, is alleged to have conspired with a woman to rape a one-year-old girl

Sick twisted ****. I only hope that when he becomes a resident of HMP he is held to account by his fellow inmates.

 

[Macky]

Sick twisted ****. I only hope that when he becomes a resident of HMP he is held to account by his fellow inmates.

I haven't the first notion who he is, but I'll be reserving my ire until he's found guilty. Or innocent, of course.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Sick twisted ****. I only hope that when he becomes a resident of HMP he is held to account by his fellow inmates.

If he did it. Being on remand doesn't mean you're guilty.

 

[Motown Fox]

Police seize 500 cannabis plants at a Loughborough home

 

[spionfox]

I'll be reserving my ire until he's found guilty. Or innocent, of course.

If he did it. Being on remand doesn't mean you're guilty.

I know. I jumped the gun a bit there. A heinous crime if true though.

 

[Mawsley]

I know. I jumped the gun a bit there. A heinous crime if true though.

It's not as bad as if he had rammed fireworks up the arses of old ladies as he drank the blood of their cats. If he'd done that, now that'd be really ****ing heinous.

I heard a rumour that he had a 4G phone on him at the time too. The potential ****.

 

[bocadillo]

I haven't the first notion who he is, but I'll be reserving my ire until he's found guilty. Or innocent, of course.

Except, of course, that people are not found innocent.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Except, of course, that people are not found innocent.

No, they are presumed innocent until 'proven' guilty.

 

[bocadillo]

No, they are presumed innocent until 'proven' guilty.

Almost always true. But I was commenting on Macky's post.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Almost always true. But I was commenting on Macky's post.

Are they not, by implication, the same thing?

 

[bocadillo]

Are they not, by implication, the same thing?

I would expect you to know the difference.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I would expect you to know the difference.

I do :icon_wink

 

[SJN-Fox]

No standing at Sunderland ...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/dec/27/sunderland-suspend-fans-standing-up