Random News Article Thread

[Brauny Blue]

John McCririck has taken ill, apparently he is in a 'stable' condition.

No, seriously.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21764630

 

[Mawsley]

My going would be good to firm if he copped it.

 

[FryattFox]

Not an article, but white smoke.

Praise Jebus.

 

[Macky]

Not an article, but white smoke.

Praise Jebus.

I was hoping that they'd just block the chimney up so that the magic smoke would asphyxiate the ****s, but no, that'd be much too rational

 

[SwedeFox]

Bergoglio or something like that. An Argentine.

 

[fox58]

Bergoglio or something like that. An Argentine.

maybe he'll make a papal visit to the Falklands

 

[Macky]

hmmmmmmm....

 

[Mawsley]

Hooray. Another misogynistic, homophobic believer in pixies to despise.

 

[Biffa Bacon]

Hooray. Another misogynistic, homophobic believer in pixies to despise.

He'll be gone in few years unless they pickle him

 

[SJN-Fox]

Well, I suppose the Argies had to win one vote this week.

 

[Motown Fox]

John Terry in a hurry to get home

Chelsea captain John Terry was so fed up of waiting in a traffic jam caused by a fatal incident that he abandoned his £175,000 Bentley and got a friend to sit in it for him until the congestion cleared.

“He leapt over the barrier and b******d off — leaving his car. We were speechless.”

 

[Motown Fox]

Payday Loan company shut down by the Office of Fair Trading

........... the company, which operated as Paycheckcredit, Popcredit and Speedcredit, charged interest rates of more than 5,000% APR,

 

[FryattFox]

Welcome, George.

 

[Mawsley]

Welcome, George.

My tummy hurtz.

:icon_lol:

 

[pork pie fox]

Welcome, George.

Very good.

 

[Macky]

Welcome, George.

Such a shame that he'll never get to read them

 

[Mawsley]

Such a shame that he's barely intelligent enough to read them

S'right.

 

[SJN-Fox]

School Bans Triangular Flapjacks ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

 

[Macky]

School Bans Triangular Flapjacks ...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

That's just outrageous. Think of the damage that the corner of a square flapjack could cause, those things are lethal. Write to your MP immediately, we need legislation to outlaw all non-circular flapjacks before somebody loses an eye.

Think of the children, please, won't somebody think of the children?

 

[Mawsley]

Think of the children, please, won't somebody think of the children?

Only at the last moment.