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[fitz]

And not even one speeder in a hundred goes to prison, do they you weasel?

As a weasel I object to this.

 

[Blue Maniac]

As a weasel I object to this.

How fortuitous, I are a baboon.

 

[Mawsley]

No, on second thoughts, that'd be no good. It needs to be somewhere accessible so that people can easily spit on it and piss up against it

I would happily have it for my birds. They could crap all over it while tucking into my fat balls.

 

[Macky]

I would have put all my vcash on you being the first to respond Macky:icon_bigg

I'm glad I didn't let you down MoFo

 

[Mawsley]

Findus apologise for causing fresh outbreak of terrible horse puns

I <3 "Animal chunks"

 

[Motown Fox]

Facebook to be sued over Like button.

 

[Motown Fox]

Violence at the basketball

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/basketball/21411745

 

[Macky]

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/20...rbon-and-****-some-asian-bitches-admits-pope/

 

[Motown Fox]

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/20...rbon-and-****-some-asian-bitches-admits-pope/

Error 404 - Not Found


Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn't here.



EDIT I see now why lol

/i-just-cant-wait-to-open-up-a-nice-bottle-of-bourbon-and-****-some-asian-bitches-admits-pope/

 

[Macky]

This any better?

 

[Motown Fox]

no still same as before.


By the way Tesco has confirmed that horsemeat has been detected in its Everyday Value Spaghetti Bolognese.




http://uk.news.yahoo.com/horsemeat-found-tesco-spaghetti-meals-175750784.html#FONoeX2

I hope Asda did not have the same supplier as we had their version last night.

 

[Motown Fox]

Not a usual Condor moment thats for sure

 

[Macky]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/a...-Cameron-s-Brave-New-World.html#axzz2Kd4OTx6j

 

[Macky]

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/woman-wins-appeal-over-unpaid-work-29065413.html

 

[OldGit]

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/woman-wins-appeal-over-unpaid-work-29065413.html

What is the world coming to - the judiciary actually ruling that slavery is illegal.

 

[Macky]

What is the world coming to - the judiciary actually ruling that slavery is illegal.

In fairness, the ruling was a little bit more nuanced than that. They've said that the legislation needs to be amended in order for slavery to be legal, which I'm sure they'll do post-haste. The government won't want to let down their corporate masters, after all.

 

[Motown Fox]

http://news.uk.msn.com/blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=6437649d-a19b-42de-a3d5-43be640809f8&_nwpt=1

Rock 'n' roll legend Chubby Checker has filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against two computer companies over a penis-measuring phone app

 

[Motown Fox]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/299139/Food-agency-won-t-act-on-greyhound-worry/

Food Agency seem to think they might be barking up the wrong tree with these rumours. Sweet and Sour chicken number 6 chasing beef chow mein number 7 to the line?

 

[Mawsley]

Billericay scarecrow's 'Messianic' pose alarms Christians



Full facts - Christians are ace.

 

[Han]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-21519917

The Duke of Edinburgh told a nurse from the Philippines that her country must be "half empty" - because so many of her compatriots have come to the UK to work for the NHS.

He made the remark during a visit to Luton and Dunstable Hospital where he unveiled a £5.5m cardiac centre.

"The Philippines must be half empty - you're all here running the NHS," the prince told the nurse, who laughed.

A hospital spokesperson said the duke's visit had been "hugely motivational".

The 91-year-old royal, who called himself "the world's most experienced curtain puller", was said to be in a "jovial" mood and asked when the hospital would get a helipad to save him a journey by car.

'Cosmopolitan town'
The hospital spokesperson would not comment on the duke's conversation with the nurse but said the hospital had not held a recent recruiting campaign in the Philippines, which had a population of 94.8 million in 2011.