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[Blaarev]

Can anybody advise on the removal of the splutterings of an egg mayonnaise sandwich from the innards of a computer keyboard?

A scandinavian keyboard? If not, I can"t help

 

[Matt_B]

To clarify, Boc thinks we should say "**** off" to a system that inhibits us from making our own rules on subjects such as this and which causes us to have to go to the expense of accommodating people (hook or no hook) who really shouldn't be in this country.

I wouldn't trust this government to make a decision without guidance.

 

[homer]

A truly lovely family

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...Terrys-father-charged-with-racist-attack.html

 

[drew]

I wouldn't trust governments to make a decision without guidance.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Mawsley]

Don't trust governments

Fixed it for both of you

 

[Biffa Bacon]

Fixed it for both of you

Don't trust anyone Mr. Mawsley.

 

[Mawsley]

Don't trust anyone Mr. Mawsley.

Mrs. Bacon would be displeased with that sentiment.

 

[Mawsley]

Men with beards, we are here
To shag your women and drink your beer

 

[Motown Fox]

Men with beards, we are hereTo shag your women and drink your beer

Like this:icon_bigg

 

[Motown Fox]

Prom girl turned away at the door because of her bad behaviour record

 

[Blue Maniac]

Prom girl turned away at the door because of her bad behaviour record

"To actually leave her stood there in her prom dress, crying, heart broken, in front of all the mums and dads, the teachers, the public and all her friends in their prom dresses, is disgusting."

Is disgusting really the word you want?

 

[Macky]

Is disgusting really the word you want?

No, I'd have gone with odious or abhorrent, or maybe despicable. How could the school do such a loathsome thing to the young one? This could leave her being a right, little attention seeking bitch

 

[Blue Maniac]

I thought I'd posted this at the time, but it seems not:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry%2C94206/

 

[Mawsley]

I thought I'd posted this at the time, but it seems not:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry%2C94206/

 

[fox58]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23369573


Motown files for bankruptcy

 

[Mawsley]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23369573


Motown files for bankruptcy

But still home to the most awesome car park in the world

 

[Motown Fox]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23369573


Motown files for bankruptcy

Nobody told me!!
And I can't even blame Denis Wise

 

[Blaarev]

Nobody told me!!
And I can't even blame Denis Wise

Yes, you can! Him or Peter Taylor.

 

[Mawsley]

What the ****ing ****?!?!?!

 

[fitz]

What the ****ing ****?!?!?!

I wish I was shocked by this news, unfortunately I'm not.