Random News Article Thread

[Mawsley]

That's gay.

 

[Motown Fox]

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/20...s-thank-liverpool-fc-for-handy-bigotry-guide/

This must be a follow up to the news report I posted yesterday in the Premier League thread

 

[Motown Fox]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381769/Cambridge-dinner-lady-Alison-Waldock-sacked-accidentally-dishing-gammon-Muslim-girl.html

 

[Real Sharapova]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-accidentally-dishing-gammon-Muslim-girl.html

As per usual, not the full story. There were previous disciplinary issues ( of what nature I know not what ), but as she has every right of appeal her employers quite rightly are not saying too much.

 

[Macky]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23535990

 

[Biffa Bacon]

Pot plants in Newport

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-23566284

 

[spionfox]

Pot plants in Newport

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-23566284

"But by the time police were told and went to examine the specimens they had already been harvested."

:icon_bigg

 

[fitz]

Meanwhile opposite my old flat...http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/art...uple-snapped-in-romp-on-newcastles-city-walls

 

[Darth Vodka]

Pot plants in Newport

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-23566284

"It's a serious issue"

no it isn't, get a sense of perspective

 

[homer]

You've got to love the racists, bless 'em

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/aug/06/ukip-godfrey-bloom-bongo-bongo-land


But my favourite bit is:

The MEP... once said he wanted to get involved in women's rights issues because: "I just don't think they clean behind the fridge enough."

 

[pork pie fox]

You've got to love the racists, bless 'em

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/aug/06/ukip-godfrey-bloom-bongo-bongo-land

But my favourite bit is:

This boy's good too:

Bloom said that suggestions that his comments carried any racist implications were "absurd" and "laughable", adding that he has two Kashmiri staff and a Polish wife

 

[Motown Fox]

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2013/08/07/ive-a-friend-getting-a-bit-of-smoke-later-if-ye-want-to-chip-in-on-it-confirms-waterford-lad/

Anywhere near you Macky?

A WATERFORD city resident said today that he has a friend getting a bit of smoke later if ye want to chip in on it.

Jamie Lonergan told WWN earlier that his friend will finish work around 5pm before making his way home on the bus. He expects his friend to be in the gaff shortly after six o clock this evening.

 

[Mawsley]

Taking the piss

 

[FryattFox]

Anyone out of work?

 

[homer]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/08/anger-over-jimmy-savile-fancy-dress-float-at-family-event-3916245/

 

[Mawsley]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-23626674

Judge Francis Gilbert, sitting at Exeter Crown Court, said the danger Weddell posed had to be assessed.

He added: "I am troubled about what a man of 30 is doing hitting a complete stranger with an axe.

"This is not the sort of thing normal, rational people do. "

No.

Shit.

Sherlock.

 

[Jeff]

I hope everyone's alright, it must have been a traumatic experience.

 

[FryattFox]

I hope everyone's alright, it must have been a traumatic experience.

:icon_bigg

 

[Motown Fox]

Blimey they must be short of news in Oxford.

 

[fitz]

I hope everyone's alright, it must have been a traumatic experience.

Ever get the chance to read the NCJ Evening Chronicle? It's full of great stories - loads about what Denise Welch has been up to over the weekend, some articles about ASDA selling some bloke some out of date salad cream, a website describing Ashington as a shitehole etc.