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[pork pie fox]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23665106

US judge changes baby's name from Messiah to Martin

 

[Motown Fox]

http:/ [url]http://m.apnews.mobi/ap/db_6776/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=89pGSD9l /[/URL]

Beware where you go for that walk at half time.

 

[spionfox]

Beware where you go for that walk at half time.

Seems that smoking areas are bad for you in more ways than just the obvious!

 

[Motown Fox]

Our Government so generous
:icon_wink
Robin Hood at least he gave to the poor

 

[Macky]

Robin Hood at least he gave to the poor

He also robbed from the rich, which is the polar opposite of what these ****s do

 

[Blue Maniac]

He also robbed from the rich, which is the polar opposite of what these ****s do

I think it's fair and accurate to call an old woman with £520,000 sitting in the bank doing nowt rich.

 

[Jeff]

I think it's fair and accurate to call an old woman with £520,000 sitting in the bank doing nowt rich.

They didn't steal the money from her. She gave it to "the government", presumably to help the country. They decided they wanted it for the benefit of their parties instead.

 

[Blue Maniac]

They didn't steal the money from her. She gave it to "the government", presumably to help the country. They decided they wanted it for the benefit of their parties instead.

Sounds very much like theft to me.

 

[Motown Fox]

Sounds very much like theft to me.

I suppose had each Party kept the money I would count that as cheating but they reckon the money will now go into Government coffers instead.

 

[bocadillo]

I suppose had each Party kept the money I would count that as cheating but they reckon the money will now go into Government coffers instead.

What a pity that hadn't been their first thought. They must be really happy that the Daily Mail pushed them into it.

 

[Jeff]

Sounds very much like theft to me.

Yes. But not theft from her, so how much she had in the bank is irrelevant.

 

[Motown Fox]

"Is that a Lion dad?" "No Sorry son you're barking up the wrong tree there.

A Chinese zoo's supposed "African lion" was exposed as a fraud when the dog used as a substitute started barking.
A Tibetan mastiff is pictured in China, March 2013 (AFP)
The zoo in the People's Park of Luohe, in the central province of Henan, replaced exotic exhibits with common species, according to the state-run Beijing Youth Daily.

It quoted a customer surnamed Liu who wanted to show her son the different sounds animals made -- but he pointed out that the animal in the cage labelled "African lion" was barking.

 

[Biffa Bacon]

Best bit of that article is this comment:

Gerard
I went to a zoo once that only had a dog in it . It was a shitzu

 

[Macky]

Princess Di murdered? Be excellent if Al Fayed was right all along

 

[Real Sharapova]

Princess Di murdered? Be excellent if Al Fayed was right all along

I think Michael Jackson was behind it. See if he denies it, that's all I'm saying.

 

[Motown Fox]

I think Michael Jackson was behind it. See if he denies it, that's all I'm saying.

Is that why Dodi's Dad erected that statue then?

 

[fitz]

Princess Di murdered? Be excellent if Al Fayed was right all along

If he does turn out to be right, I doubt we'd ever find out.

 

[Real Sharapova]

Is that why Dodi's Dad erected that statue then?

You think that's a statue? It's Michael covered in fibreglass resin.

 

[FryattFox]

'Doctors in Australia have removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man's penis after a bizarre sexual mishap. The 70-year-old arrived at the Canberra Hospital emergency department with a bleeding sexual organ. He told doctors he had inserted the 10cm dining fork into his urethra almost 12 hours earlier in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification. But the utensil became stuck.

'The fork was not visible but doctors were able to feel it from the outside and X-rays showed its position. Doctors considered several retrieval options before deciding to pull the fork free using forceps and "copious lubrication" while the patient was under a general anaesthetic. The elderly patient was then sent home' - Stuff.co.nz.

Erm.........

 

[Blaarev]

Erm.........

Ouch!!! And why?????