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[Blaarev]

Ouch!!! And why?????

And how??? Not that I want to know.....

 

[pork pie fox]

Ouchy.

 

[FryattFox]

Ouch!!! And why?????

And how?????? And why??????

And why??????

 

[spionfox]

And how?????? And why??????

And why??????

I've always believed you should never knock something until you've tried it.

However, on this occasion......... the sick twat!

 

[fitz]

What a world we live in. In my day a slight hanging while rubbing one out was exciting enough.

 

[Matt_B]

I've always believed you should never knock something until you've tried it.

However, on this occasion......... the sick twat!

His problem was, he started too big. When sounding, it's important to lead up to the big things; start with a pencil or twig before moving on to an umbrella. Rookie mistake

 

[spionfox]

His problem was, he started too big. When sounding, it's important to lead up to the big things; start with a pencil or twig before moving on to an umbrella. Rookie mistake

Had to Google that. Hadn't realised there was actually a name for that practice :icon_eek:

 

[Matt_B]

Had to Google that. Hadn't realised there was actually a name for that practice :icon_eek:

There is a name for everything. Tribbing is my favourite that I recently learned.

 

[Blue Maniac]

There is a name for everything. Tribbing is my favourite that I recently learned.

:icon_lol: Shame you can never try it.

 

[spionfox]

There is a name for everything. Tribbing is my favourite that I recently learned.

Aha! Scissoring (almost)! I would have understood (and appreciated the beauty) of that one :icon_bigg

 

[Matt_B]

:icon_lol: Shame you can never try it.

I can't paint either, but I can appreciate art

 

[Blaarev]

Will one of our posters follow suit?

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/sport/tennis/article3847544.ece

 

[fitz]

"stick a fork in me, I'm done"

 

[Mawsley]

There is a name for everything.

What's the name for the slight pang of guilt you feel post-orgasm after wanking over the corpse of a dead nun wearing a Jimmy Saville mask?

 

[Blaarev]

What's the name for the slight pang of guilt you feel post-orgasm after wanking over the corpse of a dead nun wearing a Jimmy Saville mask?

JimmySavillemaskwearingwankoveradeadnunpostorgasmguilt

 

[Matt_B]

What's the name for the slight pang of guilt you feel post-orgasm after wanking over the corpse of a dead nun wearing a Jimmy Saville mask?

Pedonecrophilism

 

[Motown Fox]

hope they catch this nutter

 

[SJN-Fox]

Ouch!!! And why?????

Fork knows.

 

[bocadillo]

Fork knows.

One of my school mates burnt his foreskin on the element of an electric fire. It never was satisfactorily explained what he was doing at the time.

 

[Blaarev]

One of my school mates burnt his foreskin on the element of an electric fire. It never was satisfactorily explained what he was doing at the time.

The question is if it was a satisfactorily experience for him. He must have been on fire to try that.