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[Motown Fox]

Ronaldo scores again another notch on his bedpost

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...Ronaldo-scores-newly-single-Paris-Hilton.html

 

[Darth Vodka]

Ronaldo scores again another notch on his bedpost

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...Ronaldo-scores-newly-single-Paris-Hilton.html

shame he's left Britain

be some good terrace songs about her

suck cock, we've seen your bird suck cock, we've seen your bird suck cock

 

[homer]

Now, which one is the bigger idiot........??

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...Woman-to-marry-lover-she-stabbed-in-back.html

 

[MKFox]

Now, which one is the bigger idiot........??

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...Woman-to-marry-lover-she-stabbed-in-back.html

She doesn't look like a psycho at all....

 

[Macky]

Now, which one is the bigger idiot........??

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...Woman-to-marry-lover-she-stabbed-in-back.html

*note to self: Make scar on top of thigh, for handy 'get out of jail' card

 

[Siouxsie]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/8144798.stm

Some really warped people out there.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Whale Saves Diver

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...ved-stricken-divers-life-pushing-surface.html

 

[Matt_B]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8221896.stm

Pretty funny if slightly ridiculous

 

[Singth]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8221896.stm

Pretty funny if slightly ridiculous

Bloggers have had a field day with the story, with some suggesting Microsoft was attempting to please all markets by having a man with both a white face and a black hand.
"The white head and black hand actually symbolise interracial harmony. It is supposed to show that a person can be white and black, old and young at the same time," said one blogger on the Photoshop Disasters blog.

Some people are bonkers

 

[Matt_B]

Some people are bonkers

The people on PhotoshopDisasters were all taking the piss, the BBC took it to be serious I think

 

[Billyjof]

Some people are very bonkers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...e-daredevil-balances-edge-1-000ft-cliffs.html

 

[Matt_B]

I'd like to see him do it between the twin towers like that French geezer, only then will I be impressed

 

[fcukcov]

http://www.montauk-monster.com/category/panama-monster

One for fans of Pans Labyrinth maybe???

 

[MKFox]

bloody hell, gadaffi is one ugly mother

 

[tedfoxxx]

http://www.montauk-monster.com/category/panama-monster

One for fans of Pans Labyrinth maybe???

Biologists reckon it's just a sloth with no fur....

 

[Darth Vodka]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...xotic-birds-shot-licence-new-regulations.html

even for the Daily Mail...that's pretty bonkers

 

[Dour]

Clever how such a bizarre headline flushes out the little Enganders.

Seems that diversity is only good when it applies to the British nationality
- up to our necks in Brown, suffolk, which used to be in England, 1/10/2009 14:29

I found it very interesting that non native birds have to be controlled because of the damage they are causing to native species, yet if we ask for non native humans to be controlled we are all racists!!!!! incidentally I am not a racist by any means.

 

[homer]

My favourite:

Can't wait to get me a gun and whack some of these exotic flying rats.
- Dom, Durham, 02/10/2009 11:05

 

[fcukcov]

I think I might be coming down with bird flew, so I'm going to take a couple of parakeetomol.
- studulike, Middlesex, 02/10/2009 11:26

he felt the need to post that twice!!

 

[Darth Vodka]

he felt the need to post that twice!!

you worried about Bird Flu fcuk?

someone said you had a parrot...?



or at least i heard you've had a cock-or-two