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[Robin127]

 

[tedfoxxx]

 

[tedfoxxx]

'Drunk' squirrel causes hundreds of pounds of damage

A 'drunk' squirrel turns beer taps on, opens bags of crisps and smashes glasses at a private members' club.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Darth Vodka]

Truss is favourite , hahahahahaha

 

[fitz]

Truss is favourite , hahahahahaha

We're fecked. The brains of Truss vs serial liar Starmer. Just abolish government and let us roam the land and scavenge for living.

 

[pork pie fox]

Truss is favourite , hahahahahaha

 

[popillius]

We're fecked. The brains of Truss vs serial liar Starmer. Just abolish government and let us roam the land and scavenge for living.

Like they do in Middlesbrough.

 

[parafox]

We're fecked. The brains of Truss vs serial liar Starmer. Just abolish government and let us roam the land and scavenge for living.

I thought, we can't have her because she'd get us into world war 3. Then angela eagle said something about boris being a secret KGB agent and realised we're fecked no matter what.

 

[fitz]

I'm putting all my money in pork markets

 

[fitz]

Like they do in Middlesbrough.

Yeah, they seem happy enough tbh. Plus not actually having sunlight might be nice at the present time.

 

[Darth Vodka]

serial liar Starmer

Seems a strange thing to say, especially next to Johnson

I know he said Raynor wasn't at the Durham non-law breaking beer thing and she was and he obviouly has had to shift Labour's policy on Brexit because he doesn't want to frighten the gammon, but...what are his big whoppers?

 

[fitz]

Seems a strange thing to say, especially next to Johnson

I know he said Raynor wasn't at the Durham non-law breaking beer thing and she was and he obviouly has had to shift Labour's policy on Brexit because he doesn't want to frighten the gammon, but...what are his big whoppers?

His pledges to get elected as Labour leader is a good place to start. I don't think there's even one he's not gone back on. Being less shit than Boris/Truss isn't setting sights very high is it. Same shit but with a different tie.

 

[jb5000]

Seems a strange thing to say, especially next to Johnson

I know he said Raynor wasn't at the Durham non-law breaking beer thing and she was and he obviouly has had to shift Labour's policy on Brexit because he doesn't want to frighten the gammon, but...what are his big whoppers?

I'd assumed he'd swapped these too round for comic effect. Starmer might make Blair look like a radical but the notion that he's on a par with this current lot - well, that's just what Johnson and Dacre want us to believe...

 

[Darth Vodka]

His pledges to get elected as Labour leader is a good place to start.

ok, like what?

 

[Darth Vodka]

I'd assumed he'd swapped these too round for comic effect. Starmer might make Blair look like a radical but the notion that he's on a par with this current lot - well, that's just what Johnson and Dacre want us to believe...

Yeah the whole of the Mail's beergate campaign was so that the man in the street would parrot "they're all the same, look at that Starmer with his beers"

Starmer has his faults but Johnson is (or happily, was) an inveterate liar with no ideas and the work ethic of a sloth

 

[fitz]

ok, like what?

Have you seen the recent Marr interview? He pretty much disagreed with everything he originally stood for when standing to be Labour leader. He was either lying then or is lying now. I do think he'd be better than Truss (ffs....) but I don't trust Starmer at all.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Have you seen the recent Marr interview? He pretty much disagreed with everything he originally stood for when standing to be Labour leader. He was either lying then or is lying now. I do think he'd be better than Truss (ffs....) but I don't trust Starmer at all.

Aye, Steamer’s a ****. Always struck me as a ****, honestly.

 

[fitz]

Aye, Steamer’s a ****. Always struck me as a ****, honestly.

Welcoming Christian Wakeford and abstaining on absolutely everything....his selling point seems to be that he's not Boris Johnson or Jeremy Corbyn.

 

[parafox]

Aye, Steamer’s a ****. Always struck me as a ****, honestly.

He's a completely shady soulless goon and anyone who likes him is either deeply misguided or a right wing twat

 

[Darth Vodka]

his selling point seems to be that he's not Boris Johnson or Jeremy Corbyn.

sold

I'd quite like a hung parliament and Labour forced to do a deal with the Lib Dems to give us PR