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That's pretty shitty, but as an aside, why the ****ity did he have his pockets full of rubber knives?!

He does taekwondo and had used them for some sort of display, I am led to understand. A diversionary tactic by the Surrey Police.
 
I believe he has also had a ménage a trois with a monkey and a donkey.

Scum, sub-human scum.
 
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All police are scum and society would be better off living every man to himself.

Well, you're entitled to your opinion but I can't say that I agree with you. That sounds like a hellish way to live to me.
 
At least they avoided claiming it helped donkey aids. There are limits.

Well, I've been using Ribena and olive oil for years and I don't have donkey AIDS.
Although it doesn't seem to be improving my diabetes much, but I'll try praying harder
 
Bastards.

I tried selling miracle stones from my back garden, infused with shaman power, on eBay but not one bugger got bid on. I even pointed out that they were limited to the first 500,000 customers so they better get them quick.

I thought they would do better than my Amazon witchdoctor pencils.
 
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