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[Matt_B]

£400? Not bad.

£12, it's about my upper limit for clothes.

 

[Matt_B]

A lesson in staying safe children

www.emptyage.com/post/28679875595/yes-i-was-hacked-hard

The same is potentially possible on any Android device or PC, it's not specific to Apple (although their internal processes don't come out of this smelling of roses).

Also a lesson in not bothering with comment sections on blogs.

 

[Macky]

You better be enjoying the Olimpikuntfest or you're getting locked up
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/aug/08/olympics-spectator-parkinsons-arrest-smiling

That's me ****ed so

 

[Mawsley]

I find not watching it saves me from not smiling at it.

 

[Matt_B]

You better be enjoying the Olimpikuntfest or you're getting locked up
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/aug/08/olympics-spectator-parkinsons-arrest-smiling

That's me ****ed so

That's pretty shitty, but as an aside, why the ****ity did he have his pockets full of rubber knives?!

 

[FryattFox]

That's pretty shitty, but as an aside, why the ****ity did he have his pockets full of rubber knives?!

Rubbery!

(YES!!! It actually works!)

 

[Steven]

That's pretty shitty, but as an aside, why the ****ity did he have his pockets full of rubber knives?!

He does taekwondo and had used them for some sort of display, I am led to understand. A diversionary tactic by the Surrey Police.

 

[Macky]

That's pretty shitty, but as an aside, why the ****ity did he have his pockets full of rubber knives?!

He's obviously a terrorist! Burn him with petrol!

 

[Matt_B]

He's obviously a terrorist! Burn him with petrol!

Yes, yes, we get it. All police are scum and society would be better off living every man to himself.

 

[Mawsley]

I believe he has also had a ménage a trois with a monkey and a donkey.

Scum, sub-human scum.

 

[Macky]

All police are scum and society would be better off living every man to himself.

Well, you're entitled to your opinion but I can't say that I agree with you. That sounds like a hellish way to live to me.

 

[Macky]

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereve...ant-squash-as-miracle-cure-for-cancer-and-hiv

 

[Matt_B]

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereve...ant-squash-as-miracle-cure-for-cancer-and-hiv

At least they avoided claiming it helped donkey aids. There are limits.

 

[Macky]

At least they avoided claiming it helped donkey aids. There are limits.

Well, I've been using Ribena and olive oil for years and I don't have donkey AIDS.
Although it doesn't seem to be improving my diabetes much, but I'll try praying harder

 

[Mawsley]

Bastards.

I tried selling miracle stones from my back garden, infused with shaman power, on eBay but not one bugger got bid on. I even pointed out that they were limited to the first 500,000 customers so they better get them quick.

I thought they would do better than my Amazon witchdoctor pencils.

 

[Macky]

****sake! Apparently it isn't Ribena and olive oil that cures cancer! I wish God would make his ****ing mind up, the useless ****!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...reacher-cures-cancer-kicking-people-face.html

 

[Cate Fox]

****sake! Apparently it isn't Ribena and olive oil that cures cancer! I wish God would make his ****ing mind up, the useless ****!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...reacher-cures-cancer-kicking-people-face.html

God is being very kind giving me tea and kittens

 

[GazLCFC]

God is being very kind giving me tea and kittens

I hate the DM, but this story isn't too bad. Just shows how many mentalists there are out there.

 

[Matt_B]

I hate the DM, but this story isn't too bad. Just shows how many mentalists there are out there.

It's the use of the adjective "tattooed" that annoys me, as though he is even worse for being tattooed.

 

[Mawsley]

I'm tattooed.

Fear me.

Fear me or I'll cure your cancer.