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Thanks, Boc. That's fair.
I identify myself as a Scouse, and occasionally identify myself as a journo. I accept your put-down, perfectly. The reason I show myself as a Scouse is that, as a culture, we are harsh, outspoken, and terminally sentimental, as we are mostly Irish by descent. Boris Johnson and The Scum did it rather better than you do.
In addition to my Irish/Scouse heritage, I happen to be, as a mere woman, pretty clued up on football. I am the only contributor to your pages who has had a 3-page spread in 4-4-2. I'm not bleeding stupid. I am pretty logical.
Any other national football journalists, on this site, please identify yourselves.
And where's Macky when I need him?