Summer 2023 - Major squad changes required

[Jeff]

please don't use the c word.

Go to your preferences page and tick the box next to "Enable censoring of users' messages"

 

[Joe_Fox]

Go to your preferences page and tick the box next to "Enable censoring of users' messages"

You'd have to be some sort of **** to do that though.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Not yours, no.

Well, you know where that ignore button is, right?

 

[popillius]

Yeah you ****ing low life scum.

Go buy yourself a turnip at 'Aldi'. Maybe paint it red and pretend it's a tomato.

Is Lidl below or above Aldi on the scum scale? I've never been able to work it out.

I mean, Farmfoods is obviously below both of them.

 

[City Fan]

Is Lidl below or above Aldi on the scum scale? I've never been able to work it out.

I mean, Farmfoods is obviously below both of them.

Lidl definitely scummier than Aldi

 

[tedfoxxx]

Lidl definitely scummier than Aldi

Depends on area, Loughborough and Melton have Lidls that are much less scummy than their Aldis.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Is Lidl below or above Aldi on the scum scale? I've never been able to work it out.

I mean, Farmfoods is obviously below both of them.

Where does Iceland sit on this scale?

 

[Miles Away]

Winn Dixie?

 

[Lako42]

Is Lidl below or above Aldi on the scum scale? I've never been able to work it out.

Thick ****

 

[Joe_Fox]

Thick ****

Pretty sure Fulton Foods sold a cut of beef with the same name back in the day.

 

[popillius]

Pretty sure Fulton Foods sold a cut of beef with the same name back in the day.

Your best post ever. Without any shadow of a doubt.

I think I love you a little bit now.

 

[Robin127]

Winn Dixie?

Or Piggly Wiggly.

 

[Miles Away]

So realistically who will we have around for the Championship?

Iversen
Ward
Kristiansen
Justin
Souttar
Faes
Thomas
Dewsbury-Hall
Albrighton
Choudhury
Daka
Vardy
Possibly Braybrooke and Alves

Suspect the following all leave:

Barnes
Maddison
Evans
Castagne
Ricardo
Soyuncu
Bertrand
Vestergaard
Perez
Mendy
Ndidi
Tielemans
Soumare (someone will take a punt)
Praet
Nacho
Tete
Smithees
Amartey

 

[londonfox]

I’d rather we give Smithies a new contract and get rid of Ward. I think Ricardo’s injury record might mean he has no takers. Might be stuck with Amartey too. Instinctively, I was gonna say he’d be okay in the Championship but then I remembered the Blackburn game. I could see someone wanting Faes given his Belgian cap.

Whoever we’re left with I’d like them to be managed by Mark Robins.

 

[Brown Nose]

So realistically who will we have around for the Championship?

Iversen
Ward
Kristiansen
Justin
Souttar
Faes
Thomas
Dewsbury-Hall
Albrighton
Choudhury
Daka
Vardy
Possibly Braybrooke and Alves

Suspect the following all leave:

Barnes
Maddison
Evans
Castagne
Ricardo
Soyuncu
Bertrand
Vestergaard
Perez
Mendy
Ndidi
Tielemans
Soumare (someone will take a punt)
Praet
Nacho
Tete
Smithees
Amartey

If we go down, our squad will be entirely dictated by contractual situations and our ability to move players on. Every one of them will be for sale.

The main issue we have is very few players have clauses which drop their wages if relegated. We have recently tried introducing them but few of the current group have them.

If they're out of contract, they're gone. If anyone bids a decent amount for any of the rest, they're gone.

Our squad would be whoever is left plus a bunch of loans, free transfers and kids.

And even then our financial position is totally untenable.

 

[M17TT C]

We'll sell the training ground to Forest.

 

[Joe_Fox]

The main issue we have is very few players have clauses which drop their wages if relegated.

I assume we can quote you on this?

 

[Biffa Bacon]

I assume we can quote you on this?

It was mentioned in the papers a while ago that city had started adding relegation clauses to contracts recently, it probably means that they only have them for the January signings.

 

[FOX Franks]

I assume we can quote you on this?

It’s WotS

 

[Joe_Fox]

It was mentioned in the papers a while ago that city had started adding relegation clauses to contracts recently, it probably means that they only have them for the January signings.

Oh right, it was in the papers. Gotcha.