Talking Balls Awards Nonsense 2012

[Brown Nose]

The final result card, in case anybody wants to print it out as a handy goto reference throughout the coming year.

Knowitall of the Year - Brown Nose

I saw that coming. ****s.

 

[pork pie fox]

I saw that coming. ****s.

:icon_lol:

 

[Lako42]

**** off all of you. 4000 plus posts, for what?

**** all, that's what.

I hate everything.

I think winning **** all is better than winning the wrong award due to BM's mistake, im quite sure my votes fell in the 'realist of the year' catagory.

Shambles

 

[tedfoxxx]

The Most Improved Poster, there's a backhanded compliment if I ever saw one. Just like that Kisnorbo song.

Its almost as if the TB awards is a load of complete ****ing arse gravy, organised by ****s, voted for by ****s and with ****s taking home their ****ish awards.

 

[The Major]

Its almost as if the TB awards is a load of complete ****ing arse gravy, organised by ****s, voted for by ****s and with ****s taking home their ****ish awards.

If you're going to be a ****, it's nice to be recognised as one of the best.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Its almost as if the TB awards is a load of complete ****ing arse gravy, organised by ****s, voted for by ****s and with ****s taking home their ****ish awards.

No change there then.

 

[Graz]

Wow, 3 nominations! I'm so proud, that's far more than I ever got nominated for before (even if it was just 1 vote for each)

Not sure how I got a vote for insider of the year :icon_lol: But pleased to have been voted for **** of the year and whatever the other one was. Since I have no real inside knowledge and can't remember what the other one was, looks I'm going to have to up my ****ness to all new levels to make sure I claim the award in 2013.

You're all a bunch of ****s really.


BM, I'm guessing you being nominated for each category was one person just voting you for everything? :icon_lol: Who was it? My guess is Homer.

 

[Blue Maniac]

BM, I'm guessing you being nominated for each category was one person just voting you for everything? :icon_lol:

This guess is correct.

Who was it?

I think it would be better if that person shamed themselves rather than making me do it.

My guess is Homer.

This guess is incorrect.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Thanks also to the person who copy and pasted Macky's official results card and sent it in as their own votes more than an hour afterwards.

 

[Motown Fox]

I gather Neil Warnock turned down the chance to present cafe with his awards today at the KC Stadium as he didn't want to reward a bigger wanker than he is.

 

[Mawsley]

So, do I get a virgin to deflower or something? A free kill? A wank?

 

[Blue Maniac]

So, do I get a virgin to deflower or something? A free kill? A wank?

I think I can arrange a virgin. I'm off to Games Workshop...

 

[Miles Away]

Don't worry Miley, you'll always be my Whiney Bitch In The States Of The Year.
Always.

Dessie will be gutted.

 

[Siouxsie]

Yeah - another year where I've managed to pass by unnoticed

 

[Blaarev]

Yeah - another year where I've managed to pass by unnoticed

Did anyone say something? Nah, must have been the wind

 

[Blue Maniac]

Yeah - another year where I've managed to pass by unnoticed

Good job your votes weren't ignored...

 

[Brauny Blue]

Is it all over yet.......phew.

 

[Leesoh]

Has it started yet? Hope I haven't missed the excitement!

 

[bocadillo]

Has it started yet? Hope I haven't missed the excitement!

It's tomorrow. They had to delay it because Jeff moved the server.

Or something.

 

[Leesoh]

It's tomorrow. They had to delay it because Jeff moved the server.

Or something.

Plenty of time for me to get the Monster Munch in. Phew!