Speculation ThaiSweetChili's annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded Summer15 rumours thread

[camberwell fox]

From the BBC

The Leicester Mercury reports that, according to Sky Sport Italia, the Foxes have held further talks with transfer target Gokhan Inler.

The Premier League leaders want the 31-year-old Switzerland international, who currently plays with Napoli, to bolster their midfield options after the departure of Esteban Cambiasso.

I have to be honest, I was initially confused by the line, "The Premier League leaders"

You won't get the pleasure of reading that too often!

 

[Jenks]

From the BBC

The Leicester Mercury reports that, according to Sky Sport Italia, the Foxes have held further talks with transfer target Gokhan Inler.

The Premier League leaders want the 31-year-old Switzerland international, who currently plays with Napoli, to bolster their midfield options after the departure of Esteban Cambiasso.

I have to be honest, I was initially confused by the line, "The Premier League leaders"

Ha, not something we're used to being called!

 

[The Old Fox]

You won't get the pleasure of reading that too often!

Now that's negative: are you suggesting that we will not retain our current league position?

 

[londonfox]

Now that's negative: are you suggesting that we will not retain our current league position?

We would have under St. Nigel but not this foreign clown who lost to the Faroes!

 

[TangledUpInBlue]

With just 37 games left to play , the position of champions is ours to lose.

 

[M17TT C]

With just 37 games left to play , the position of champions is ours to lose.

Man City just gone 3 up so we're down to 2nd unless West Brom can get one back

 

[Jimmy Lad]

Man City just gone 3 up so we're down to 2nd unless West Brom can get one back

Is this speculation or just an unfounded rumour?

 

[fitz]

Man City just gone 3 up so we're down to 2nd unless West Brom can get one back

**** sake...on the slippery ramp?

 

[M17TT C]

**** sake...on the slippery slope

Ranieri out!

 

[fitz]

Ranieri out!

Pea Son in!

 

[M17TT C]

Pea Son in!

Shake it all about!



(but don't film it in Thailand whilst getting your ring licked)

 

[FOX Franks]

Shake it all about!



(but don't film it in Thailand whilst getting your ring licked)

It wasn't a ring, it was his J**'s eye.

 

[FOX Franks]

It wasn't a ring, it was his J**'s eye.

J*p's eye?

It wasn't a ring, it was his J**'s eye.

**p's eye?

It wasn't a ring, it was his J**'s eye.

***'s eye?

 

[spionfox]

J*p's eye?

**p's eye?

***'s eye?

Cock hole. Much more PC.

 

[Miles Away]

Urethra would probably work as well.

 

[jb5000]

Hog's eye

 

[Volpone]

Aranguiz very close to signing for Bayer Leverkusen according to BBC Radio Leicester on this evening's phone in.

 

[jb5000]

Urethra would probably work as well.

Not really. Your urethra is the tube, not the opening at the end. That'd be like calling your mouth your oesophagus, or your anus your rectum.

 

[Lako42]

Aranguiz very close to signing for Bayer Leverkusen according to BBC Radio Leicester on this evening's phone in.

Good for him. Hope we get them in the Champions League next season

 

[bocadillo]

Urethra would probably work as well.

...except that it isn't the urethra.

And urethral meatus is a bit of a mouthful, so to speak.