Speculation ThaiSweetChili's annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded Summer15 rumours thread

[SJN-Fox]

Ben Hamer to Brizzle on loan?

http://www.shoot.co.uk/bristol-city-set-to-land-leicester-keeper/?

 

[sparky79]

Ben Hamer to Brizzle on loan?

http://www.shoot.co.uk/bristol-city-set-to-land-leicester-keeper/?

Need a replacement if he goes out. We've lost Shagger Smith from the reserves so 2 keepers is a bit light. Considering one is 42.

 

[Motown Fox]

Conrad?

 

[Macky]

urethral meatus is a bit of a mouthful

Yours might be, but mine is ****ing tiny

 

[Miles Away]

...except that it isn't the urethra.

And urethral meatus is a bit of a mouthful, so to speak.

It's not a japs eye either.

 

[Matt_B]

Yours might be, but mine is ****ing tiny

Get some sounding bars.

 

[Jenks]

Not really. Your urethra is the tube, not the opening at the end. That'd be like calling your mouth your oesophagus, or your anus your rectum.

Urethr-end? Urethole? Jizzhole?

 

[Blaarev]

Dejan Stojanovic , 22-year old goalie.

http://forzaitalianfootball.com/2015/08/leicester-city-interested-in-move-for-bologna-goalkeeper/?

 

[Mike - True Blue Tinter]

Why, if we have Hamer on a recall?

 

[jb5000]

Because the management have decided that he'll never be good enough, while this guy could be?

 

[SJN-Fox]

Ranieri has already stated that he would like to sign another goalkeeper, I believe it was around the time when Hamer went to Forest.

 

[Miles Away]

Balotelli? Would be pretty hilarious.

 

[Jimmy Lad]

Balotelli? Would be pretty hilarious.

Would be pretty horrendous imo.

 

[camberwell fox]

Balotelli? Would be pretty hilarious.

I strongly dislike Balotelli, a lazy fecker of the highest order and from what I've read he's also an arrogant prick.

A very disruptive signing if it happens.

 

[Miles Away]

I'd find it fascinating. He's mental.

 

[Brown Nose]

I'd find it fascinating. He's mental.

It does appear that he has significant mental health issues.

I see a deeply unhappy young man that has had adulation and vast wealth thrown at him whilst people have exploited him. I think he seems even more ill than someone like Gazza as he can't find any real satisfaction from his undoubted talent or the rewards it can yield.

Football is not an occupation that is known for caring for the needs of its players and I fear that his story will not end well.

 

[camberwell fox]

It does appear that he has significant mental health issues.

I see a deeply unhappy young man that has had adulation and vast wealth thrown at him whilst people have exploited him. I think he seems even more ill than someone like Gazza as he can't find any real satisfaction from his undoubted talent or the rewards it can yield.

Football is not an occupation that is known for caring for the needs of its players and I fear that his story will not end well.

Well that pissed on my chips didn't it?

 

[alex]

Source anyone?

 

[pork pie fox]

It does appear that he has significant mental health issues.

I see a deeply unhappy young man that has had adulation and vast wealth thrown at him whilst people have exploited him. I think he seems even more ill than someone like Gazza as he can't find any real satisfaction from his undoubted talent or the rewards it can yield.

Football is not an occupation that is known for caring for the needs of its players and I fear that his story will not end well.

My wife works with people with mental health issues. Maybe I should suggest she applies for a job at the club to look after him, should he sign.

 

[Miles Away]

It does appear that he has significant mental health issues.

I see a deeply unhappy young man that has had adulation and vast wealth thrown at him whilst people have exploited him. I think he seems even more ill than someone like Gazza as he can't find any real satisfaction from his undoubted talent or the rewards it can yield.

Football is not an occupation that is known for caring for the needs of its players and I fear that his story will not end well.

Certainly possible. For a man of his prodigious gifts to be washing up on our shores at 24 suggests something has gone badly wrong. It was only 2 years ago he was considered one of the best in the world.

On the other hand, maturity comes to us at different speeds. And I can't imagine being under the wing of a bonehead like Rodgers has done him much good at all.