The annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer rumours thread

[lazzer]

I know what a ****ing staple is. I was asking about "goals will be a staple of the season" :icon_lol:

 

[enderby fox]

oh god what have i created :icon_bigg

 

[lazzer]

An origami swan ?

 

[OldGit]

oh god what have i created :icon_bigg

you deserve a clip round the ear

 

[Durham Fox]

I know what a ****ing staple is. I was asking about "goals will be a staple of the season" :icon_lol:

sta·ple

2   /ˈsteɪ

pəl/ Show Spelled [stey-puh

l] Show IPA noun, adjective, verb,-pled, -pling.
–noun 1. a principal raw material or commodity grown or manufactured in a locality.

2. a principal commodity in a mercantile field; goods in steady demand or of known or recognized quality.

3. a basic or necessary item of food: She bought flour, sugar, salt, and other staples.

4. a basic or principal item, thing, feature, element, or part: Cowboy dramas are a staple on television.

5. the fiber of wool, cotton, flax, rayon, etc., considered with reference to length and fineness.

6. Textiles. a standard length of textile fibers, representing the average of such fibers taken collectively, as short-staple or long-staple cotton.

7. History/Historical. a town or place appointed by royal authority as the seat of a body of merchants having the exclusive right of purchase of certain classes of goods for export.

 

[lazzer]

you deserve a clip round the ear

He's pushing the envelope on this one.

 

[lazzer]

sta·ple

2   /ˈsteɪ

pəl/ Show Spelled [stey-puh

l] Show IPA noun, adjective, verb,-pled, -pling.
–noun 1. a principal raw material or commodity grown or manufactured in a locality.

2. a principal commodity in a mercantile field; goods in steady demand or of known or recognized quality.

3. a basic or necessary item of food: She bought flour, sugar, salt, and other staples.

4. a basic or principal item, thing, feature, element, or part: Cowboy dramas are a staple on television.

5. the fiber of wool, cotton, flax, rayon, etc., considered with reference to length and fineness.

6. Textiles. a standard length of textile fibers, representing the average of such fibers taken collectively, as short-staple or long-staple cotton.

7. History/Historical. a town or place appointed by royal authority as the seat of a body of merchants having the exclusive right of purchase of certain classes of goods for export.

We are going to grow goals ? Is that why the pitch has been re done?

 

[SJN-Fox]

Hopefully we'll finish up with A4 or A5 point lead at the top of the table.

 

[lazzer]

Lets hope goals will be a correctional fluid this season.

 

[Durham Fox]

We are going to grow goals ? Is that why the pitch has been re done?

I draw your attention to descriptor number 4 from said dictionary entry.

 

[Durham Fox]

Lets hope goals will be a correctional fluid this season.

WTF!?? :icon_lol:

 

[Blaby blue blood]

sta·ple

2   /ˈsteɪ

pəl/ Show Spelled [stey-puh

l] Show IPA noun, adjective, verb,-pled, -pling.
–noun 1. a principal raw material or commodity grown or manufactured in a locality.

2. a principal commodity in a mercantile field; goods in steady demand or of known or recognized quality.

3. a basic or necessary item of food: She bought flour, sugar, salt, and other staples.

4. a basic or principal item, thing, feature, element, or part: Cowboy dramas are a staple on television.

5. the fiber of wool, cotton, flax, rayon, etc., considered with reference to length and fineness.

6. Textiles. a standard length of textile fibers, representing the average of such fibers taken collectively, as short-staple or long-staple cotton.

7. History/Historical. a town or place appointed by royal authority as the seat of a body of merchants having the exclusive right of purchase of certain classes of goods for export.

I got it, was thinking of posting something similar, you know what they say, great minds and all that!

Us more intelligent and comically superior beings are just not appreciated by this lot!

 

[lazzer]

ahem

Correction fluid

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Correction fluid can be written on after it has dried.


A correction fluid is an opaque, white fluid applied to paper to mask errors in text. Once dried, it can be written over. It is typically packaged in small bottles, and the lid has an attached brush (or a triangular piece of foam) which dips into the bottle. The brush is used to apply the fluid onto the paper.
It can also be used as a term for a high scoring season in football parlance especially when taking the piss out of Office World.

 

[Matt_B]

What a waste of internets

 

[Durham Fox]

ahem

Correction fluid

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

Correction fluid can be written on after it has dried.


A correction fluid is an opaque, white fluid applied to paper to mask errors in text. Once dried, it can be written over. It is typically packaged in small bottles, and the lid has an attached brush (or a triangular piece of foam) which dips into the bottle. The brush is used to apply the fluid onto the paper.
It can also be used as a term for a high scoring season in football parlance especially when taking the piss out of Office World.

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[lanxfox jnr]

Why have we started a conversation about correction fluid and a fecking staple?!?!

 

[camberwell fox]

Why have we started a conversation about correction fluid and a fecking staple?!?!

Because we are all moist with anticipation at Martyn Waghorn joining the mighty LCFC this week...

 

[lanxfox jnr]

Because we are all moist with anticipation at Martyn Waghorn joining the mighty LCFC this week...

:icon_lol:

 

[FryattFox]

Hopefully we'll finish up with A4 or A5 point lead at the top of the table.

Best one so far! (against some tough competition too.........)

 

[tedfoxxx]

What a waste of internets

Im calling da cyber polices