The annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer rumours thread

[MHS]

If this Premiership player we are signing isn't either Fabregas, Vidic, Tevez, Gerrard or Essien, I will die an eternal death.

 

[homer]

If this Premiership player we are signing isn't either Fabregas, Vidic, Tevez, Gerrard or Essien, I will die an eternal death.

Might be Heskey..........

 

[drew]

Might be Heskey..........

Do you think he is worth a punt Homer?

 

[homer]

Do you think he is worth a punt Homer?

Mandericks needs to put his sodding hand in his pocket and get him in

 

[Miles Away]

Might be Heskey..........I hope so he has a circus freak-sized knob. And those thighs...I'm all flush.

:icon_roll

 

[The Voice From Above]

Daniel Cousin was a Premiership player last season. It's just around the corner.

 

[Macky]

Might be Heskey..........I hope so he has a circus freak-sized knob. And those thighs...I'm all flush.

:icon_roll

I'm sorry to disappoint, but Bruno is not what you'd call well endowed. I think he must have some Chinese antecedents, he ain't no Dion Dublin. It's freakishly small for a black man if anything.

 

[Cate Fox]

I'm sorry to disappoint, but Bruno is not what you'd call well endowed. I think he must have some Chinese antecedents, he ain't no Dion Dublin. It's freakishly small for a black man if anything.

I know I shouldnt ask this, but how do you know? :icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

I know I shouldnt ask this, but how do you know? :icon_lol:

I make it my business to know Cate.
Jack Hobbs, now he'd make your eyes water, it's like a baby's arm hanging out of a pram.

 

[reality fox]

Might be Heskey..........

it might be Danny Murphy... just a hunch

 

[buzzer_b]

Jason Scotland from Wigan?

 

[fox58]

http://www.premierleague.com/page/Headlines/0,,12306~2094341,00.html

there could be plenty of players surplus to requirements when teams try to trip there squads

 

[Blue Maniac]

http://www.premierleague.com/page/Headlines/0,,12306~2094341,00.html

there could be plenty of players surplus to requirements when teams try to trip there squads

Do what???

 

[fox58]

Do what???

trim:icon_redf

their:icon_redf:icon_redf:icon_redf

 

[slyfox]

Skysports.com understands a number of championship sides are keeping tabs on Rotherham striker Adam Le Fondre,teams thought to be Derby and Leicester are keeping tabs on him

Don't know much about him,certainly prolific though.

 

[lanxfox jnr]

Skysports.com understands a number of championship sides are keeping tabs on Rotherham striker Adam Le Fondre,teams thought to be Derby and Leicester are keeping tabs on him

Don't know much about him,certainly prolific though.

We were after him years ago when he played for the dale

 

[escos66]

Here's quite possibly the most vague information you are about to receive ever.

Premier league player to join by the end of the week. Apparently we'll be quite impressed with who it is. Dunno anymore than that. My mate is being a knob and won't let on who it is. :icon_lol:

Don't shoot the shit messenger. just thought u could all speculate who it is. I'm betting it is Danny Welbeck

Any news on if this going to happen and if so who it is?

 

[enderby fox]

Any news on if this going to happen and if so who it is?

i believe the signing he was referring to was the shirt sponsor and not a player but i could be wrong

 

[homer]

i believe the signing he was referring to was the shirt sponsor and not a player but i could be wrong

How the feck could you get this confused with "Premier League player to join by the end of the week"

 

[enderby fox]

How the feck could you get this confused with "Premier League player to join by the end of the week"

**** no's i'm dense :icon_lol: