I'm a natural born business leader, cut me and I bleed sales. I don't know the meaning of words 'lose', 'loser', 'lost' or 'lobotomy'.
There is no team in I, just the soul of a profit beast. I prowl the business outback preying upon the weak and hunting down golden opportunities.
I'm not Sir Alan's next right-hand man; I'm the next Sir Alan. In fact, I'm the equivalent of a whole team of Sir Alans scoring business goals and playing in a league of my own.
Etc.
It has gotten too much like Big Brother now, with people just applying to get famous.
I will feel like a cheap whore with low self-esteem from a life of giving ham-shandies over my tits for a quid, but I will watch it all the same.
Where's your self-respect?
No fat birds for a change
It has gotten too much like Big Brother now, with people just applying to get famous.
Why didn't that thick Northerner get it?
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1 | Leicester | 45 | 97 |
2 | Ipswich | 45 | 93 |
3 | Leeds Utd | 45 | 90 |
4 | Southampton | 45 | 84 |
5 | Norwich City | 45 | 73 |
6 | West Brom | 45 | 72 |
7 | Hull City | 45 | 70 |
8 | Middlesbro | 45 | 66 |
9 | Coventry City | 45 | 64 |
10 | Preston | 45 | 63 |
11 | Bristol City | 45 | 62 |
12 | Cardiff City | 45 | 62 |
13 | Swansea City | 45 | 57 |
14 | Watford | 45 | 56 |
15 | Sunderland | 45 | 56 |
16 | Millwall | 45 | 56 |
17 | QPR | 45 | 53 |
18 | Stoke City | 45 | 53 |
19 | Blackburn | 45 | 50 |
20 | Sheffield W | 45 | 50 |
21 | Plymouth | 45 | 48 |
22 | Birmingham | 45 | 47 |
23 | Huddersfield | 45 | 45 |
24 | Rotherham Utd | 45 | 24 |