The even newer Things Pissing You Off thread

[camberwell fox]

Must be the most intelligent fans in the world down at the KP, then

Goes without saying really womeypants...

 

[Mawsley]

My ****ing shite internet connection.

 

[Jeff]

Asda.

The supermarkets, not content with pissing off carnivores by putting the wrong meat in stuff, have now started pissing off vegetarians by putting meat in supposedly vegetarian products.

My cheese and onion bake from Asda isn't supposed to contain chunks of something that looks suspiciously like chicken.
Fortunately I won't go hungry, as I also have some monster munch.

 

[Mawsley]

I understand the horrific nature of the rape & murder in India. I understand that there are a lot of Catholics out there. I don't understand why the news has been swamped with these two stories for the last month.

When I went on a tour of Windscale the person on the coach asked us to look out of the left window as we would see a family of very rare ducks. We looked out of the right window.

All of the media organisations are working very hard to misdirect our collective attention.

 

[Blaarev]

I understand the horrific nature of the rape & murder in India. I understand that there are a lot of Catholics out there. I don't understand why the news has been swamped with these two stories for the last month.

When I went on a tour of Windscale the person on the coach asked us to look out of the left window as we would see a family of very rare ducks. We looked out of the right window.

All of the media organisations are working very hard to misdirect our collective attention.

Good for you that you didn't look out the wrong window. Rare ducks are ...well, rare!

 

[Mawsley]

I wish I could right write.

 

[DesertFox]

I prefer my ducks well done.

 

[spionfox]

EE.

 

[Biffa Bacon]

EE.

Living upto the Nothing Nowhere jokes?

 

[spionfox]

Living upto the Nothing Nowhere jokes?

The network has been fine for me so far. My gripe is that I can't sign up online to administer my account. Apparently they have a known 'issue' regarding certain ex-Orange customers which has been ongoing for several months.

 

[Biffa Bacon]

The network has been fine for me so far. My gripe is that I can't sign up online to administer my account. Apparently they have a known 'issue' regarding certain ex-Orange customers which has been ongoing for several months.

More like years I'd guess, I left Orange in 2006 and returned in 2008 and had the problem with signing back up for their online account administration, I think Orange don't have a decent refresh system.

 

[Mawsley]

Horse racing?

****. Off.

It's a hobby for drunks and idiots. It has no part to play in TV or radio scheduling.

 

[H T B]

Horse racing?

****. Off.

It's a hobby for drunks and idiots. It has no part to play in TV or radio scheduling.

What's up ,CBBC been rescheduled, Teletubbies not on?

 

[Mawsley]

What's up ,CBBC been rescheduled, Teletubbies not on?

In The Night Garden.

 

[H T B]

In The Night Garden.

Is this start of a "4 word" thread?
'Cos you've got me!

 

[Blue Maniac]

Internet spam. Specifically, Facebook spam. Occasionally, one of my Facebook friends posts something funny or interesting. It's rare, but it happens. But these posts are hidden in a sea of adverts for Galaxy or William Hill or Volvo or ****ing Betfred or Dairy Milk or Ladbrokes or, worst of the lot, Three.

**** the **** off.

Oh, and the stupid ****ing Royal Navy advert is getting right on my cock as well. The person who came up with that was undoubtedly the kid who used to flick people's ears and poke people in the ribs at school to get attention. Unfortunately nobody ever kicked the shit out of him, so he's just carried on annoying people into his adult life. Arsehole.

 

[Macky]

Internet spam. Specifically, Facebook spam. Occasionally, one of my Facebook friends posts something funny or interesting. It's rare, but it happens. But these posts are hidden in a sea of adverts for Galaxy or William Hill or Volvo or ****ing Betfred or Dairy Milk or Ladbrokes or, worst of the lot, Three.

**** the **** off.

Oh, and the stupid ****ing Royal Navy advert is getting right on my cock as well. The person who came up with that was undoubtedly the kid who used to flick people's ears and poke people in the ribs at school to get attention. Unfortunately nobody ever kicked the shit out of him, so he's just carried on annoying people into his adult life. Arsehole.

Adverts??? What the **** is an advert?

 

[FryattFox]

Adverts??? What the **** is an advert?

This.

(Although I also have BMBlock, so no idea what you're replying to.)

 

[Mawsley]

Is this start of a "4 word" thread?
'Cos you've got me!

I had you the minute you clapped eyes on my naked photo in your PM box.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Adverts??? What the **** is an advert?

Unfortunately there's nothing I can use on iOS 6.1.2. Or am I missing a trick?

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