The Famous Blue Chair - Interview Thread

[Scarby]

what do you think of Home Secretary Charles Clarke immigration plan?

 

[Durham Fox]

Crisps or peanuts?
Gin and Tonic or Bacardi Breezer?
Ian Ormandroyd or Zelko Kalac?
Laptop or Desktop?
The Jam or the Stone Roses?
Hinckley or Wigston?

 

[MKFox]

what size waist are you?
normal pickle or the little 'sandwich' chunks?
when was the last time you bought a jazz mag?
robbie or gary barlow?
chip shop chips or McDonalds chips?

 

[lazzer]

HJ is thirteen months old
Lets just say I am a "senior(ish) manager" in a large public(ish) body

hey im a seniorish manager in a large body too

 

[Joe_Fox]

I knew would be your answer.

Do you like squirrels?
Would you employ me?
What colour ink is your favourite pen?

 

[highland fox]

A fecking huge body apparently

 

[Durham Fox]

Have you ever had intercourse with 2 different people within a 12 hours period?

 

[highland fox]

Have you ever had intercourse with 12 different people in a 2 hour period?

 

[MKFox]

Have you ever had intercourse with a person?

 

[Scarby]

have you ever had intercourse with a farm or domestic animal?

 

[lazzer]

have you ever had intercourse ?

 

[homer]

Blimey - you go and do some senior(ish) management work, and this is what you come back to

Why are you scared of Chandler?
I'm not - He made some fine contributions over a very long period (under various names) but then when completely bonkers - I feel very sorry for him

Do you still dream about people on this Forum....naked?
Not for a while...

Whch person in the World do you despise most?
An ex-mistress who grassed me up

what do you think of Home Secretary Charles Clarke immigration plan?
Ill conceived claptrap for Sun readers

Crisps or peanuts?
Crisps

Gin and Tonic or Bacardi Breezer?
G and T

Ian Ormandroyd or Zelko Kalac?
Sticks

Laptop or Desktop?
Laptops are for wankers sat on trains pretending to work - so Desktop

The Jam or the Stone Roses?
Stone Roses

Hinckley or Wigston?
Wiggo

what size waist are you?
ahem... 36/38 depending on the "fit"

normal pickle or the little 'sandwich' chunks?
Branston smooth

when was the last time you bought a jazz mag?
I bought a copy of BTI (Big Tits International) about three years ago

robbie or gary barlow?
Robbie

chip shop chips or McDonalds chips?
Greasy chippy

Do you like squirrels?
yes, but I couldn't eat a whole one

Would you employ me?
Definitely

What colour ink is your favourite pen?
Black

Have you ever had intercourse with 2 different people within a 12 hours period?
Yes

Have you ever had intercourse with 12 different people in a 2 hour period?
Only in my mind

Have you ever had intercourse with a person?
If Mrs MK is classed a person, then yes

have you ever had intercourse with a farm or domestic animal?
I've had a few pigs in my time

have you ever had intercourse ?
I indulge in social intercourse with all of you on a daily basis

 

[Joe_Fox]

What's your income
Speakers or Headphones?
What's the colour of your mouse?

 

[Scarby]

is there anything good on the box tonight?

 

[homer]

50 gees a year
Speakers
Black

 

[Durham Fox]

Do you have a nickname? If so what is it?
Whats your prefered pant?

 

[Joe_Fox]

U2 or Prince?
Calm Seas or Rough?
Would you rather the missus went up or down?

 

[homer]

err, Homer you gimp
For me it's boxers. For a young lady it is the g-string.
When on "special" late night phone calls I prefer to moan softly rather than pant

 

[Scarby]

Do you know of any good sites on Phymatolithon lenormandii describing is characteristics?

 

[homer]

I prefer a good lychen to an algae, so no