The Famous Blue Chair - Interview Thread

[MKFox]

when you've had a packet of crisps in the pub, do you fold the empty bag up and tie it in a knot, push it into a ball through your thumb and forefinger or screw it up and put it in the ashtray where it expands to its original size and thus rendering the ashtray useless?

 

[homer]

is there anything good on the box tonight?
Orgasmatron on Channel 4 at 9 - about a machine that makes the earth move for ladies. You never know - there might be a flash of flange in it

U2 or Prince?
U2

Calm Seas or Rough?
I prefer a bit of rough

Would you rather the missus went up or down?
Down, of course

when you've had a packet of crisps in the pub, do you fold the empty bag up and tie it in a knot, push it into a ball through your thumb and forefinger or screw it up and put it in the ashtray where it expands to its original size and thus rendering the ashtray useless?
The hardest question so far. I usually lay it flat and stick it underneath the ashtray, thereby removing it from being a nuisance and leaving the ash tray free to stub out all them loverly fags

 

[Joe_Fox]

What do you hate more on the road, Ice or Rain?
Would you prefer a women to Suck or Blow?
Noddy or Bananaman?

 

[Boy Genius]

Have you ever wrapped yourself in cling film and then let the old lady piss on you?

If not why not?

 

[homer]

What do you hate more on the road, Ice or Rain?
Ice Ice baby

Would you prefer a women to Suck or Blow?
Sucky sucky ten dollar. Me love you long time (ring any bells, Steven ?)

Noddy or Bananaman?
I love those big eared boys, so Noddy

 

[Durham Fox]

Have you ever seen any Bulgarian Pornography?

 

[Joe_Fox]

One word answers please homer:

What would you rather lose: An eye or a toe?
What do you prefer: A slap or a tickle?
Which part of a women do you prefer to look at: Arse or elbows?

 

[Durham Fox]

Lets get Highland in the chair, homer isnt around

 

[Joe_Fox]

Lets get Highland in the chair, homer isnt around

He is round though.

 

[highland fox]

I've got til 12,I'm in the chair although its damp who was in it last? Shoot...

 

[Joe_Fox]

One word answers please Highland:

What would you rather lose: An eye or a toe?
What do you prefer: A slap or a tickle?
Which part of a women do you prefer to look at: Arse or elbows?

 

[Durham Fox]

Why do you live in the middle of nowhere?
Trisha or Killroy?
Darts or Fruit Machine?
Gym or Pub?

 

[highland fox]

DF
Quality of life,its not totally remote a 1000 people live in the village
Trisha
Gambler
Definately Pub although I do lots of walking,hill walking that is

 

[lazzer]

are you an advocate of the phrase "many a mickle makes a muckle?"

 

[highland fox]

Joe
Toe
Slap
Arse

 

[highland fox]

Lazzer
No...spend spend spend,preferably other peoples cash

 

[Durham Fox]

What year were you born?
How much do yo spend on clothing in a year?
Widescreen or 4:3?
Plasma or CRT?

 

[highland fox]

DF
1968 but apparently I look 10 years younger..honestly
Not a great deal,Arran sweaters are cheap nowadays
We don't have TV up here yet

 

[Joe_Fox]

Again one word answers please:

What would you prefer NOT to lose: an eye or a tooth?
What do you think dogs prefer: a stroke or a tickle?
What apple do you prefer: Cox or Granny Smith?

 

[highland fox]

Joe
Eye
Stroke
Don't like Apples, far too fecking healthy