The Famous Blue Chair - Interview Thread

[Joe_Fox]

Highland, please answer the questions, this isn't every second counts, answer using one of the options:

What would you prefer NOT to lose: an eye or a tooth?
What do you think dogs prefer: a stroke or a tickle?
What apple do you prefer: Cox or Granny Smith?

 

[lazzer]

bollox

 

[highland fox]

I do have a buisness to run as well Joe :roll:

 

[lazzer]

I do have a buisness to run as well Joe :roll:

my answer was better and only one word as joe the cricket mod requested :roll:

 

[Joe_Fox]

Ok, I understand you have a business to run, hope you will answer these with one of the choices (i.e. one word)

On an aeroplane, which are the worst seats: Aisle or Window?
In your opinion, which is more comfortable to wear on your feet? Slipper or Shoe?
What size vinyl do you prefer: 7inch or 12inch?

 

[homer]

What would you prefer NOT to lose: an eye or a tooth?
What do you think dogs prefer: a stroke or a tickle?
What apple do you prefer: Cox or Granny Smith?

Could have been a good gag, Joe. Never mind

HF

How many belts do you own ?
Describe your favourite pair of shoes
What is Mrs HF getting for Valentine's day (apart from a nice pearly necklace) ?
When was the last time you saw some white dogshit ?
Who is your favourite TV chef ?

 

[Joe_Fox]

One word answers please homer:

What would you rather NOT lose: An eye or a toe?
What do you prefer: A slap or a tickle?
Which part of a women do you prefer to look at: Arse or elbows?

Homer, you didn't answer these that I asked you, will you do it now?

 

[homer]

My pleasure

Eye
Stroke
Cox

We got there in the end.........

 

[highland fox]

Joe Aisle,Shoe,7 inch

 

[lazzer]

joe what about
hello or goodbye
uncle or auntie
joe or foxfan
give or recieve
me or you
head or toe

 

[homer]

Come on, HF, get with the programme here

Aisle slipper my 12 inch would have been my answer

 

[highland fox]

Homer
1
Caterpillar Boots,Black,Size 9
You Tell Me
Must be 10 years
Gordon Ramsey

 

[Joe_Fox]

Joe Aisle,Shoe,7 inch

I'M WASTED ON THIS FORUM!

(Thanks homer 8) , glad you got it)

 

[highland fox]

Homer,the state you left this chair in.If you need to go just say so.

 

[homer]

It was time for another shit in and you know it

 

[Durham Fox]

Joe Aisle,Shoe,7 inch

I'M WASTED ON THIS FORUM!

(Thanks homer 8) , glad you got it)

That explains a lot Joe!

 

[MKFox]

itv or bbc?
moira stewart or penny smith?
orange juice or tomato juice?
brown or white bread?
favourite veg?
do you like meat?
what's the most you've lost on 1 single bet?
is that sailing bird that went round the world in a record time a sportswoman or a selfish, grumpy old bint who is only in it for the cash?

 

[Joe_Fox]

I've got til 12,I'm in the chair although its damp who was in it last? Shoot...

I think we need a new interviewee. Any offers?

 

[highland fox]

MK
BBC
Penny Smith...not a Moira fan
Orange not too much though gave me the 'Wild shites' once
Brown
Does Salad count,I eat loads of the stuff
Only chicken,don't like red meat no reason other than the taste
Not a lot,I bet for enjoyment not a serious gambler.A Score...
Sailing isn't a Sport its a hobby,A Rich persons one at that,so the latter.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Colour or Black and White photos?
what's your favourite colour eyes?
What do you prefer, eggs or chicken?
What came first, the spoon or the pencil?