Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded autumn/winter 2017/18 rumours thread

[give_us_a_wave]

Ben Arfa has said that a) he wants to go to a Champion's League team and b) he is happy to sit out the rest of the season where he is. I don't think we'll be seeing him in a City shirt anytime soon (if ever).

I think his actual quote was that he'd only go to a team capable of WINNING the Champion's League?

So, total bullshit.

The equivalent of me declaring that I'm looking for a new girlfriend but would only be prepared to consider Rachel Riley, Scarlett Johanssen or Eva Green. Unlikely to be any interest!

Of course none of that means he'd come to us, but the girl in the chip shop on my street is very nice.

 

[bloo]

the girl in the chip shop on my street is very nice.

And which street would that be? Out of interest only of course.

 

[Robin127]

Does the owner think he's Elvis? (not Hammond (ankle)).

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

....be prepared to consider Rachel Riley, Scarlett Johanssen or Eva Green. Unlikely to be any interest!...

Sir, you have impeccable taste.

 

[deleted member]

If Mahrez goes to Liverpool then he is an idiot who wants to NOT win trophies

 

[Redditch Fox]

So Mahrez to Monaco?

Difficult to imagine anyone being willing to leave Leicester to join Monaco. After all the majority of Monaco folk regularly winter in Leicester.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Sir, you have impeccable taste.

Sadly for me they all probably do too.

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[bloo]

Well that brings that one to a close. At least until the next agent's tweet anyway.

 

[Mike - True Blue Tinter]

I cannot wait to see who they do bring in that is better than Mahrez.

 

[Brown Nose]

Twitter-twatter bullshit is all over the place this evening. My interpretation is that Mahrez's new agent is an even bigger **** than the last one.

 

[fitz]

Is this a different agent to the one who had him sitting in L'burger King for a day in the summer?

 

[Lako42]

I'll be ****ing fuming if we sell him to Liverpool, especially if it's for the reported pittance of £49m

 

[bloo]

A comment on the BeIN website...

C un fake j'ai vérifié partout sur les sites spécialisés transferts woualou rien Nada
Nothîng ke des mythos!!!

I'm with Stringer on calling BS... for now anyway.

 

[Miles Away]

Same agent as coutinho for what that’s worth.

 

[londonfox]

Why the **** would Liverpool contact us to tell us they are not interested

 

[harrowfox]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....aguire-manchester-city-leicester-50m-bid/amp/

Maguire to Man City for £50m! ****ing nuts on so many levels.

 

[Micky]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....aguire-manchester-city-leicester-50m-bid/amp/

Maguire to Man City for £50m! ****ing nuts on so many levels.

He won't need to defend corners for Man City.

 

[Redditch Fox]

Stuff Mahrez and Maguire and Ndidi for that matter - I want to know how we are going to hang on to Ahmed Musa.

 

[bloo]

'cause nobody (repeat nobody) will be interested in him?

(for a sum we find swallowable)