Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded autumn/winter 2019/20 rumours thread.

[tedfoxxx]

what's this doing in the the-hysterical-and-annoying-but-traditional-totally-unfathomable-bird-pun thread?

Because it’s a picture of three tits.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Wattle stop these shit puns?

Oi, **** off

 

[Blue Maniac]

Just got a notification on my phone. Which CIty are after Messi? Swansea, Norwich, Chichester?

 

[City Fan]

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Young People look like wankers.

Christ, the state of those ****s.

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

I'm trying to decipher the code in the capitalisation.

OG Models?

B-E-L-L-E-N-D is what you're trying to crack there, son.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Oi, **** off

I actually replied to yours as well

 

[Feriol]

Clubs agree to change end date of Summer Transfer Window

Vote at Shareholders' Meeting moves the closing date back to the end of August/early September

www.premierleague.com

 

[alex]

Liverpool and England midfielder Adam Lallana is a target for Leicester City. Tottenham, Arsenal and West Ham are also interested in the 31-year-old. (Telegraph)

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

Liverpool and England midfielder Adam Lallana is a target for Leicester City. Tottenham, Arsenal and West Ham are also interested in the 31-year-old. (Telegraph)

I'd bend him over.

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

I'd bend him over.

I mean, we should sign him if he's a freebie.

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

He's still got plenty to offer IMO.
32 soon, tonnes of PL experience and in general another bit of experience for this young squad would be excellent. Morgan possibly retiring (pure guess as he has a speed of 29 on FIFA), Fuchs possibly off and Kasper being replaced by Bernard Matthew's means there space for a poor man's Andy King. Lallana seems perfect.

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

Does anyone actually know what his best attributes are?

 

[homer]

Liverpool and England midfielder Adam Lallana is a target for Leicester City. Tottenham, Arsenal and West Ham are also interested in the 31-year-old. (Telegraph)

Used to be us Wolves, Everton and West Ham within every shit made up story

Now it’s us Spurs, Arsenal and West Ham

Makes me chuckle

 

[tedfoxxx]

Does anyone actually know what his best attributes are?

Being injured, looking intense/mildly gormless and having a great skincare routine.

 

[FOX Franks]

Being injured, looking intense/mildly gormless and having a great skincare routine.

"Gormless intensity"

 

[Brown Nose]

Surely this thread has expired?

It is an ex-thread.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Surely this thread has expired?

It is an ex-thread.

Ask @Blaarev, he’s our Norwegian Blue.

 

[tedfoxxx]

"Gormless intensity"

The new fragrance from Joe Cole.

 

[Blaarev]

Ask @Blaarev, he’s our Norwegian Blue.

It’s pining for the fjords

 

[Skitzo]

Lallana on a free, if his wages are reasonable, would be a good signing, could play in CM or in the front 3