Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded autumn/winter 2019/20 rumours thread.

[Blue Maniac]

Wattle it take for the puns to stop?

 

[Lako42]

Wattle it take for the puns to stop?

I don't know but I hope it stops soon, it puts me in a fowl mood.

 

[tedfoxxx]

You cran berry understand this?

I'll get me coat.

****ing hell man that is dreadful

 

[tedfoxxx]

Wattle it take for the puns to stop?

Swoop! Swoop for the player we’re doing the bird puns about!

 

[tedfoxxx]

Available in the summer for a poultry fee.

 

[TommyK]

Tits

 

[Robin127]

If we got him cheep it could be a feather in our cap.

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

He could be the breast keeper we've had in ages. If he hits the ground running he could truly fly.

 

[Feriol]

I think the Merc are pulling our leg.

 

[Rock Fox]

He could be the breast keeper we've had in ages. If he hits the ground running he could truly fly.

If not - we'll be stuffed by Christmas

 

[FOX Franks]

He could be the breast keeper we've had in ages. If he hits the ground running he could truly fly.

Nah, he’ll be a turkey

 

[Joe_Fox]

Nah, he’ll be a turkey

Toucan play at that game.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Cheep jokes.

 

[sparky79]

Aves a day off everyone

 

[tedfoxxx]

Wattle stop these shit puns?

 

[H T B]

Hawk at you lot!

 

[Miles Away]

Young People look like wankers.

 

[Brown Nose]

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Young People look like wankers.

I'm trying to decipher the code in the capitalisation.

OG Models?

 

[jb5000]

It's far too much to hope that they're tapping him up for a move here isn't it. Maybe they're all looking at houses around the Manchester area together

 

[Rock Fox]

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Young People look like wankers.

what's this doing in the the-hysterical-and-annoying-but-traditional-totally-unfathomable-bird-pun thread?