Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded spring/summer 2019 rumours thread.

[Skitzo]

What the **** is a skarky?

its times like these I hate your limit on when you can edit a post

 

[Micky]

Gareth Bale. I really wouldn't put it past Top. However, convincing him to come here would be a big job.

 

[Rock Fox]

Gareth would only agree to come here if we keep Kingy...

 

[popillius]

Like Tielemans would pick us over a Manchester club. Batshit crazy!

He more than likely didn’t.

 

[Payne74]

If City sign Bale I'm off to the betting shop & putting down £100 for Leicester to finish in the top 4 at 25/1

 

[homer]

If City sign Bale I’m off to the betting shop and putting down £100 on me getting a soapy tit wank off that there Kelly Brook

And I’ll be cashing it in by next weekend

That’s how feckin’ ludicrous this thread has become

 

[Speedy1]

Yes, but who IS skarky?

 

[alex]

Anyone else betting on Homer's tit wank?

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

How much is Bale on at Real? £400,000? £500,000? Something daft. Word is he's been offered £1m a week by some Chinese club..

 

[SilverFox]

Skarky for England!

 

[popillius]

Skarky for England!

 

[Miles Away]

Anyone else betting on Homer's tit wank?

It’s one of my annual flutters.

 

[pork pie fox]

It gives me anal flutters.

Sicko

 

[big_mac4824]

Anyone else betting on Homer's tit wank?

It will soon be doing the rounds on WhatsApp

 

[big_mac4824]

How much is Bale on at Real? £400,000? £500,000? Something daft. Word is he's been offered £1m a week by some Chinese club..

650 000 a week

 

[BlueNotes]

I think if I was Bale, I reckon I'd seriously consider just playing golf, turning up for training and seeing out the contract. £650k is a wedge and a half that's not likely to be matched. Depends how much he actually wants to play football I suppose.

 

[fox58]

Anyone else betting on Homer's tit wank?

Get your money down I'm on the deed poll site changing my name to Kelly Brook

 

[Blue Maniac]

Get your money down I'm on the deed poll site changing my name to Kelly Brook

I’ll change mine to Gareth Bale. Who’s got Top’s mobile number?

 

[SJN-Fox]

@mrgeoffpeters

Been told today that there's no agreement yet between #mufc and #lcfc over the transfer of Harry Maguire. A deal may well happen - the player is open to a move to Manchester - but the latest speculation/guesswork over the past 24 hours I’m told is inaccurate.
12:59 PM - 22 Jul 2019

 

[Mike - True Blue Tinter]

Let us hope that the delay is along the lines of Susan and Top telling Manure “£85million - cash, all up front, no performance/appearance payments, and no dodgy players of your’s as part payment.”