Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded spring/summer 2019 rumours thread.

[fitz]

Say 10 "hail mary's" and 5 "our father's"

Only works when you're clutching them miniature anal beads.

 

[Jeff]

Only works when you're clutching them miniature anal beads.

Must get my eyes tested. I read that as anal beards.

 

[fitz]

Must get my eyes tested. I read that as anal beards.

Don't want to get those two things mixed up/together.

 

[tedfoxxx]

It would be nice to see Dennis reunited with Filbert and Vicki.

 

[Skitzo]

It would be nice to see Dennis reunited with Filbert and Vicki.

I heard Filbert murdered them both when they tried to elope together

 

[tedfoxxx]

I heard Filbert murdered them both when they tried to elope together

And the bastard still turns up to work all smiles and waves. What a piece of work.

 

[tedfoxxx]

I’ve been reminded of Dennis Wise and I really didn’t need that right before going to bed.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I’ve been reminded of Dennis Wise and I really didn’t need that right before going to bed.

I can’t believe the swear filter censors **** but not this.

 

[pork pie fox]

I can’t believe the swear filter censors **** but not this.

It doesn’t censor ****.

 

[Blue Maniac]

It doesn’t censor ****.

I wouldn’t know, I haven’t switched it on.

 

[camberwell fox]

It doesn’t censor ****.

Or indeed, ****s.

 

[BlueNotes]

...or is it our farther's, or even our fathers. Defo 'hail Marys' though.

Now go flagellate yourself.

 

[pork pie fox]

I wouldn’t know, I haven’t switched it on.

Neither have I. Quite why I posted that, I have no idea. I had had quite a lot to drink, though, so I’ll blame that.

 

[big_mac4824]

Well I know for a fact that it’s £72 million up front, plus four A4 sized photos of that there Rachel Riley in the nip - one of which has to go to Hull as part of the sell on clause

We’re holding out for an increased offer of three additional snaps of Lorraine Kelly with her baps out eating a banana

It’s a tough negotiation, but we’re getting there

Lorraine Kelly WTF!!!! Rachel Riley fair play

 

[Brown Nose]

An interesting take on the Maguire to Man Utd saga:

https://www.football365.com/news/maguire-could-face-irreversible-damage-at-man-utd

 

[BlueNotes]

An interesting take on the Maguire to Man Utd saga:

https://www.football365.com/news/maguire-could-face-irreversible-damage-at-man-utd

The kind of perspective that I like to see explored.

 

[Ike O'Noclassed]

An interesting take on the Maguire to Man Utd saga:

https://www.football365.com/news/maguire-could-face-irreversible-damage-at-man-utd

If the internet and football365 had been around 50 years ago and more, they could have written virtually the same article about Frank McLintock's move to Arsenal. So it'll all come right for Harry in around five years and in about 2032 he'll return to us as manager and get us relegated.

 

[Micky]

I think I am a glass half empty kind of guy. I also think we have a better starting eleven than Man Utd.

 

[Miles Away]

An interesting take on the Maguire to Man Utd saga:

https://www.football365.com/news/maguire-could-face-irreversible-damage-at-man-utd

Brilliant, that.

 

[pork pie fox]

I like the article, but it’ll probably all still boil down to one thing - money (sadly).