Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded spring/summer 2019 rumours thread.

[BlueNotes]

Auto correct on spell checkers can be a pain...

 

[big_mac4824]

What a cock

surname says it all

 

[big_mac4824]

Not logged in here for a while as been busy. Read roughly 80 posts.

All I can remember now is Kelly Brook, Rachel Riley & Lorraine Kelly.

**** all happening then yeah?

ah Homer's soapy tit wank rears its ugly head again

 

[give_us_a_wave]

ah Homer's soapy tit wank rears its ugly head again

All a bit too old school for my refined tastes. I prefer a blend of exotic aromatic oils these days. Soap just reminds me of carbolic in the school bogs.

 

[Feriol]

As Meat Load once said ‘two out of three ain’t bad.’

To be honest I expect better from my logistics contractors.

 

[Rock Fox]

To be honest I expect better from my logistics contractors.

or airline pilots...

 

[camberwell fox]

To be honest I expect better from my logistics contractors.

****ing auto correct. I was about to ask what a Meat Load was but I noted Homer was on line...

 

[BlueNotes]

Auto correct on spell checkers can be a pain...

****ing auto correct.

Scoop?

 

[give_us_a_wave]

I'm back. There's been no improvement really.

So I'll just contribute that Lorraine Kelly is likely to be the filthiest of the three. By a pretty wide margin I'd suspect.

 

[Real Sharapova]

I'm back. There's been no improvement really.

So I'll just contribute that Lorraine Kelly is likely to be the filthiest of the three. By a pretty wide margin I'd suspect.

Well, she is a fair bit wider than the other two, for a start.

 

[Graz]

Surprised how quiet it's been on the rumours front recently...

Sounds like we're still in the market for at least one, but no one being linked at the minute. Dennis Praet seemed like a legit link but it's gone quiet on that - I don't think he's signed for anyone else yet?

One thing I've found interesting in pre-season is how little Benkovic has been involved in the first team squad. Seems like he's behind Soyuncu in the pecking order, which I wasn't expecting. Maybe another loan move needed for Benkovic?

 

[sparky79]

Surprised how quiet it's been on the rumours front recently...

Sounds like we're still in the market for at least one, but no one being linked at the minute. Dennis Praet seemed like a legit link but it's gone quiet on that - I don't think he's signed for anyone else yet?

One thing I've found interesting in pre-season is how little Benkovic has been involved in the first team squad. Seems like he's behind Soyuncu in the pecking order, which I wasn't expecting. Maybe another loan move needed for Benkovic?

he came back still injured from Euro U21s and so they are probably treating him lightly.

 

[Mike - True Blue Tinter]

This is the same guy who said we were signing Bale.

How do these Chinese teams fund a single player at £50+million a year? That is a lot of shirt sales!

 

[Blue Maniac]

How do these Chinese teams fund a single player at £50+million a year? That is a lot of shirt sales!

No idea but it sure is a distraction from the rampant imperialism, widespread government corruption, and daily human rights abuses.

Wait, no, I might be thinking of America. Sorry.

 

[Skitzo]

Real after being desperate to get rid of Bale blocked the move to China

 

[Robin127]

Zidane probably wants a scapegoat as they were absolutely woeful against Atletico on Friday night.

 

[homer]

Avoid Sky/ all social media

Harry gets signed off sick by the doctor and the whole world goes into transfer meltdown

 

[Skitzo]

Zidane probably wants a scapegoat as they were absolutely woeful against Atletico on Friday night.

Florentino Perez doesn't want Bale to leave, Zidane won't last long if they have a poor start

 

[sparky79]

The rumour mill is literally in the grip of a drought. The wheel has rusted up, the wind has died down and the massive concrete wheel thingy in the middle has ground to a halt.
I literally haven't heard a good LCFC signings rumour since about May.

 

[big_mac4824]

The rumour mill is literally in the grip of a drought. The wheel has rusted up, the wind has died down and the massive concrete wheel thingy in the middle has ground to a halt.
I literally haven't heard a good LCFC signings rumour since about May.

I think we have done all of our business the only thing will be a last minute deal if harry is sold. If man utd have not produced the readies by Wednesday then they can **** off!