Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2020 rumours thread

[tedfoxxx]

Players I’d not heard about before we signed them

Diabate, Kaputska, Ghezzal, Bakayogo, Marco Fuctash, John Paintsil, Michael Lamey, Leon Crnic, Ostrich Ajdarevic, Aman Verma, Hossein Kaebi, Zsolt Lascko, Sergio Hellings, Jimmy Nielsen, Harry Worley

All utter utter shite bastards

No reason to think Under is any higher quality....

You’d never heard of Sergio Hellings???

 

[Blue Maniac]

You’d never heard of Sergio Hellings???

Sergio Hellings’ mum had never heard of Sergio Hellings

Surprised Paintsil made the list considering we were his third English club.

I’d never heard of Riyad Mahrez until we signed him, load of shite he was an’ all

 

[bocadillo]

So it seems like most of you have written Under off as another Demarai Gray and an average signing at best, based off of a video and some stats. How about we let him play a decent number of first-team games and then write him off as another Demarai Gray and an average signing at best.

Seems fair to me.

 

[sparky79]

Players I’d not heard about before we signed them

Diabate, Kaputska, Ghezzal, Bakayogo, Marco Fuctash, John Paintsil, Michael Lamey, Leon Crnic, Ostrich Ajdarevic, Aman Verma, Hossein Kaebi, Zsolt Lascko, Sergio Hellings, Jimmy Nielsen, Harry Worley

All utter utter shite bastards

No reason to think Under is any higher quality....

my list was mostly people over £15m or legends, not people signed in the lower leagues or champo for nowt

 

[homer]

my list was mostly people over £15m or legends, not people signed in the lower leagues or champo for nowt

Mahrez and Vardy cost **** all, Kante eight or nine million

 

[Graz]

 

[M17TT C]

Have we ever had a shit Turkish player play for us?

 

[Graz]

Have we ever had a shit Turkish player play for us?

Good point. He's going to be amazing!

The past performance of any Turks is not necessarily a guide to future performance. The performance of players from Turkey may go down as well as up.

 

[SilverFox]

When he gets sent off and we've lost five games on the trot, Rodgers will be 'under the cosh'.

When he goes on holiday to Sydney, he’ll be down under.

 

[Graz]

When he scores the winner against Liverpool... "Under Estimated"

 

[Micky]

Wunder strike after astonishing blunder

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Has anyone said W-Underkid yet?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Stop. Just stop.

 

[Skitzo]

Stop. Just stop.

Never!

 

[sparky79]

Mahrez and Vardy cost **** all, Kante eight or nine million

'or legends'

 

[M17TT C]

Stop. Just stop.

What about the first time he gets in the showers and we realise he's not like Cags.....

.... Under The Microscope.

 

[foxybru]

When he's injured and Gray has to step in, Gray will be undercover

 

[foxybru]

Let's just hope the headline is not Underpants

 

[Blue Maniac]

Can we go back to bread puns? We’re good at those. These are a bit stale. Wait, no, hold on. Undercooked. Ha.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Can we go back to bread puns? We’re good at those. These are a bit stale. Wait, no, hold on. Undercooked. Ha.

Hope he doesn’t get stollen away from us, could be the best players we’ve had since Mark Yeast, Mark Bunn or Joe Cobb. Other teams will be bruschitting themselves.