Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2020 rumours thread

[foxybru]

Can we go back to bread puns? We’re good at those. These are a bit stale. Wait, no, hold on. Undercooked. Ha.

Crumbs.

Well I thought both my efforts above were ****ing ace Under the circumstances. thanks for completely disregarding BM.

I do Understand

 

[tedfoxxx]

I hate to blow my own trumpet but no one has come close to my Men at Work pun.

 

[Graz]

Crumbs.

Well I thought both my efforts above were ****ing ace Under the circumstances. thanks for completely disregarding BM.

I do Understand

I was rooting for you. But I always back the Ünderdog.

 

[SilverFox]

He plainly has a lot to show. At the moment he is very much under-proved

 

[Lako42]

He plainly has a lot to show. At the moment he is very much under-proved

Have you not ****ed off yet?

 

[pork pie fox]

I hate to blow my own trumpet but no one has come close to my Men at Work pun.

No one even responded to mine, that’s how shit mine was. Dough.

 

[SilverFox]

Have you not ****ed off yet?

They were 15 seconds late in sending my transfer forms and as we all know the forum transfer window has now ‘slammed shut’.

I hung around East Midlands airport all day as well.

 

[Ike O'Noclassed]

Can't wait for the Cengiz Can! headline, probably in the Ulan Bator Mercury.

 

[sparky79]

If Gray remains at the club this could be a real rocket Under him. or it could be the Under the road....

 

[tedfoxxx]

Let’s make like Fred West and bury these puns Under the patio.

 

[tedfoxxx]

or it could be the Under the road....

Eh?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Eh?

End of the road. Shouldn’t have taken five minutes.

 

[LoopisDeLupis]

Under the Scored-walk?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Let’s make like Ted Bundery and strangle these puns to death.

 

[SilverFox]

Undergoing a medical. Should have a cheese filled video soon.

 

[sparky79]

A reveal video in his UnderWear...

 

[pork pie fox]

 

[pork pie fox]

 

[pork pie fox]

Couple of updates above from our Brendy

 

[Jeff]

Couple of updates above from our Brendy

" We’ve always tried to remain private, and keep between the clubs. There are a number of players we’re interested in. We’ll only ever go public when a deal is done "

" There have been negotiations with the club [Roma] and we’re hopeful there "


So we'll only go public when a deal is done, or when a deal hasn't been done. Got it.