Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2022 rumours thread

[SilverFox]

It’s the final countdown

I’m going out around 2pm and coming back at midnight so I get to miss all the fun. I am hoping for at least a Jim Bowen esq breakdown of what we could’ve won by then.

 

[Brown Nose]

Jon Rudkin when the GBE rules are explained to him at 22.30 this evening . . .

 

[Micky]

You keep saying that. Our record on deadline day isn't one to inspire confidence.

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We've upgraded to a carrier pigeon.

 

[SilverFox]

 

[alex]

Akanji signs for Qatar Citeh. Perhaps Pep sees something some on here don’t?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Akanji signs for Qatar Citeh. Perhaps Pep sees something some on here don’t?

Dunno, depends what all this means. Has he gone to PSG?

 

[Payne74]

Probably be playing at Man U next season a week after he's kissed the Leicester badge

 

[Brown Nose]

Dunno, depends what all this means. Has he gone to PSG?

In an alternate universe, alex has his finger right on the pulse.

 

[TommyK]

Written in the cars

Breaking | Duje Caleta Car has travelled to London today - multiple Premier League clubs are in talks with Marseille about a deadline day move." ">September 1, 2022</a>

 

[Graz]

Written in the cars

Breaking | Duje Caleta Car has travelled to London today - multiple Premier League clubs are in talks with Marseille about a deadline day move." ">September 1, 2022</a>

He definitely saw our puns and thought this was the place for him

 

[Brown Nose]

Word on the street is that we've been so desperate to sell Tielemans over the last 24 hours that we've been embarrassingly going around offering him at a drop down price to the same clubs we quoted almost double a week ago.

We are literally becoming a joke among 'rival' clubs.

 

[alex]

Word on the street is that we've been so desperate to sell Tielemans over the last 24 hours that we've been embarrassingly going around offering him at a drop down price to the same clubs we quoted almost double a week ago.

We are literally becoming a joke among 'rival' clubs.

What word is this? On what street?

 

[Blue Maniac]

What word is this? On what street?

 

[Brown Nose]

What word is this? On what street?

Truth street baby.

 

[Jeff]

Isn't it obvious he's going to Nottingham?

He's gone.

 

[SilverFox]

Get a winger and shut the window.

 

[alex]

In an alternate universe, alex has his finger right on the pulse.

You know what I mean though. Just highlighting that some on here may think they know what they're talking about, but actually, don't.

When there was talk about Akanji, there was a storm of "he's shit". Well, Man Shitty (Qatar) seem to be fine with him. That's my universe BN. People know shit on football forums.

 

[Blue Maniac]

You know what I mean though. Just highlighting that some on here may think they know what they're talking about, but actually, don't.

When there was talk about Akanji, there was a storm of "he's shit". Well, Man Shitty (Qatar) seem to be fine with him. That's my universe BN. People know shit on football forums.

I’ve been to Manchester and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t in Qatar

 

[alex]

I’ve been to Manchester and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t in Qatar

WHO OWN MAN SHITTY FFS?

 

[parafox]

WHO OWN MAN SHITTY FFS?

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