Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2022 rumours thread

[popillius]

It gives me the ****in’ horn.

But then everything gives me the horn. I open the gate, that gives me the horn. I step on the pavement, that gives me the horn. I just have to look at a picture of a piece of toilet paper and it gives me the horn.

Everything gives me the hoooorn.

Except my wife Valerie. She doesn’t give me the horn at all. I said Val, **** knows what it is love but you don’t give me the horn.

Have the BBC been round to film you wanking yet?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Have the BBC been round to film you wanking yet?

They drank all my Guinness!

 

[Brown Nose]

One third of a billion in six years for six players and we're skint.

 

[popillius]

One third of a billion in six years for six players and we're skint.

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We're not though. Almost certainly.

 

[Weeble]

We're ****ed, utterly utterly ****ed. Like the UK, just ****ed.

 

[TommyK]

How do we have know money?

Record amount has been spent this summer by prem teams. West Ham, Wolves, Forest spending millions.

I realise we need to get rid of players. But seriously, how can we have no money?

 

[tedfoxxx]

We're ****ed, utterly utterly ****ed. Like the UK, just ****ed.

Now you’re talking.

Throw climate change on and you could say the entire world’s way of life is ****ed.

 

[pork pie fox]

We're ****ed, utterly utterly ****ed. Like the UK, just ****ed.

Weebles wibble

 

[camberwell fox]

How do we have know money?

Record amount has been spent this summer by prem teams. West Ham, Wolves, Forest spending millions.

I realise we need to get rid of players. But seriously, how can we have no money?

I don't no.

 

[FrenchFox]

We're ****ed, utterly utterly ****ed. Like the UK, just ****ed.

Welcome Weeble, you will fit in well here!!

 

[TommyK]

I don't no.

Bugger

 

[popillius]

We're ****ed, utterly utterly ****ed. Like the UK, just ****ed.

And the thread keeps giving...

 

[Brown Nose]

How do we have know money?

Record amount has been spent this summer by prem teams. West Ham, Wolves, Forest spending millions.

I realise we need to get rid of players. But seriously, how can we have no money?

We've overreached.

In chasing the top clubs, we've paid players and the manager far too much money. We've built a squad that would be excessive for a side in Europe and we're not in Europe (we lose a lot of money not finishing at least 7th last year). Two years or so ago, we had a good team but a weak squad. We backed Rodgers and Congerton to build up the squad but we signed almost exclusively a load of shit.

On top of this, we've mortgaged our TV money for the next three years against loans we took out to fund the training ground and initial work on the stadium development. The training ground was supposed to cost £80m but cost well over £100m. Gawd knows how much the stadium will cost.

King Power's value is one third of what it was pre-Covid. That means the pressure will be on Top who is also hemorrhaging money out of his Dad's pet projects of OHL in Belgium and his stable of horses and polo team.

Not to mention the vast sums we lost due to Covid with no fans for a year and TV money refunds, etc.

 

[Singapore Fox]

It gives me the ****in’ horn.

But then everything gives me the horn. I open the gate, that gives me the horn. I step on the pavement, that gives me the horn. I just have to look at a picture of a piece of toilet paper and it gives me the horn.

Everything gives me the hoooorn.

Except my wife Valerie. She doesn’t give me the horn at all. I said Val, **** knows what it is love but you don’t give me the horn.

I bet Val finds your horn hysterical and unfounded!

 

[alex]

Sometimes I remember Stephen Hughes. Sheer class in the centre. Draper, Wellens and Hughes. Proper.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Sometimes I remember Stephen Hughes. Sheer class in the centre. Draper, Wellens and Hughes. Proper.

Used to glide around the pitch, criminally underrated footballer.

 

[Graz]

Apparently Wout Faes was already at the training ground today, so I imagine that will be confirmed soon.

 

[alex]

Used to glide around the pitch, criminally underrated footballer.

Spot on.

Anyways - we're ****ed aren't we? Loaning money against TV revenue... No money and a huge gamble. Derby County anyone?

 

[FOX Franks]

It gives me the ****in’ horn.

But then everything gives me the horn. I open the gate, that gives me the horn. I step on the pavement, that gives me the horn. I just have to look at a picture of a piece of toilet paper and it gives me the horn.

Everything gives me the hoooorn.

Except my wife Valerie. She doesn’t give me the horn at all. I said Val, **** knows what it is love but you don’t give me the horn.

 

[tedfoxxx]

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Haha!

I JUST ATE A GRAPE!